By Philo Milo Buttercream
Every time I see your face
it makes me spew all over the place.
Cus it’s not lovin
till the chunks start comin.
Oh baby,
gimmie that old time
tummy burnin
passion of slime.
Author notes
Written January 6th, 2006
A contest entry
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What did you think
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! That is so gross, I think I'm gonna hurl! (ironically)
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Thanks for the nice comment.
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you gotta put this in a contest for humor- there are a few going on right now. It's too funny to be bad.
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Thanks. I have put it in a few.
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sounds like you're in love with way too many tequilas. this was good, bad, and funny.
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It made sense at the time.
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wow, this one is bad
But so funny. I loved it!
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Oh yeah, it isn't Shakespeare. Thanks for commenting.
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LOL ~ based off the comments that has been handed to this write ~ it clearly qualifies~ ... I hate to say it ~ but i was going eweee tooo~ Thanks for entering the contest! I hope you have fun!
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Well what can I say? Sometimes even Cupid has a need to spew. Thanks for commenting.
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ew.
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I thought it qualified as a worse poem.
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Very classy. Why not enter it into another half dozen contests too? That way you maximise the chance of winning.
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Thanks for the comment. Not sure there are many contests for this kind of poem though.
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Oh.. how.. appetizing. Very, very, appetizing. NOT now your gonna make me vomit. Lol, interesting poem but deserves some chuckles.
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Really makes you want to be in love huh? Thanks for reading it Ryan. Not sure why it has never won when entered in a love poem contest. Hard to figure huh?
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Ya, very h a r d t o f i g u r e o u t ...
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Very classy indeed. You clearly were at the very front of the line-up when the Great Lord Up Above was handing out the bad taste tablets.
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Yep, this is certainly not your usual view of love. I'm thinking of taking up writing greeting cards. I was considering specializing in sympathy cards. I'm sure they would be different.
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K-Y cards of Whitstable would be interested. They are the ones who have a stall selling dirty poems outside most crematoria.
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I thought that pretty much qualified as a what the? But maybe not. (It really is meant as a silly satire though from one of my characters who is known for being demented.)
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Um......this is a little disturbing...I don't know what to think....
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Well on behalf of my "character" Philo, I thank for such a great "tribute" to his talent.
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lmao thats crappy enough for this contest but funny as heck man
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Actually I sort of "fudged" a little with this poem. Philo is a character of mine and he thinks he's a great writer. Do I need to say more?
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Ew... this is one to gross you out! It is kinda funny though. lol. Where did you ever get an idea like this? Thanks for entering.
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