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I still have two hotdogs left.
Why group buns in eights?
Why not tens?
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Author notes
I remember hearing about this on a cartoon once, so I admit it's not an original thought. However, these questions really do intrigue me!
I actually heard the answer to them once, too: (1) one leftover hotdog ALWAYS falls on the floor, and (2) the other is for the family dog! 
Written January 4th, 2006
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A contest entry
- Quinzaine Poems by Vickie J.
300 points, ended January 6, 2006, 9 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Too Funny
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love this. This is so true and so funny. I was scanning through your poems and saw it. This is great. -
Excellent Wrting
Another cute, clever one!
This poem from your Front Page just knocks me out:
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He Is My Song (Hosea 2:14-16)
What greater grace is there to see
Than that of when my Lord chose me
To be His own eternal wife,
Though I have lived a harlot's life;
With words of love, in softest voice,
Forever He has made His choice-
And on that day I wear His ring,
He is the song that I will sing.
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It is SO VERY beautiful. --Ellis -
Like this quinzaine - why not? Have been trying this form out a bit too in some of the contests asking for this kind of poetry. Good write.
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Just wanted to say "THANK YOU!" :-D
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lol....ive asked that question many times......its a well known fact......that one pound of dogs is ten and a pound of bread is 8 .........guess you have to buy an extra loaf of bread....for them last two dogs....unless you do what I do.....put two dogs on a bun.....split them in half.....the dogs that is.....
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Funny. Very funny!!
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That is sooo true-we usually buy things in tens and by the dozen-who thought of eight? Maybe the bun people did. Cuz then you have to buy another whole pack to have enough. It's a conspiracy!!!! Thanks for this clever entry and best wishes in the contest!~vj
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