theme parks can be so boring
but you've decided to turn up the heat
wanna have foreplay in a line for a roller coaster?
you're sure to get the people looking
or how about sex on the actual ride?
first ya gotta figure out how to work
with that safety bar in place
or just hope he has a...
well you get what i'm saying
oo! got the bar up
now you're on his lap
weee're goooing dooooown...
gotta hold on
hey here's an idea!
move with the ride...
get banged from side to side
no, never mind
in he goes...
people cheer or look apalled
as you go faster
your sex gets hotter
oh shit! gotta grab on tight!
the ride's almost over, pull ot!
get the bar down! zip up!
you pull in as people applaud
no one died!
Author notes
i dont think im crazy enough to actually try this...i'd get arrested at the very least!
Written July 2nd, 2002
A contest entry
- ok write me a poem (or short story) about the weirdest place you've had sex, or want to have sex. it by Cecilia Rose.
15 points, ended December 1, 2002, 3 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
Comments
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1 in a million. too many camera's for ones safety. you'd get caught before you unzipped. but, at Magic Kingdom i heard a couple had sex at It's A Small World ride. but, i think they got away with it because the lights went out.
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Nam -
it would be worth it lol!!!
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