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What an Orgasm Feels Like

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What an orgasm feels like.
Hot damn!
Just what you wanted to know!
Well, you’ve come to the right place...


 

Now you could go out and actually try to experience a climax with someone,
but that could be quite dangerous to your career plans
owing to the chance of conception and all...
(and, as we all know, the experience is just not the real thing with protection...!)


 

So I will instead attempt to describe it here for you...

for your own safety...


 

Well, as you can see in the picture,
and from the contest title,
you get wind in your face,
you go wild,
and you pop a wheelie!


 

You go  s.o.a.r.i.n.g.  through the clouds
and there is a huge, sweet smile on your face..
(or at least a victorious grin!)


 

Your cheeks will flush, your heart will beat fast,
your grip will tighten on the source of your pleasure
as you straddle it, your inner thighs caressed
by irresistible tantalizing vibrations...
it will rev up and down according to your touch...
faster, slower, at your command...


 

your engine will be warm... everything perfectly lubricated...
the piston pumping many times a minute
as it carries you off to places you’ve only dreamed of...


 

Then you both hit the ground...
with thoughts only of your next adventure together...

and that, if you've lasted this far, brings this illuminating piece to a roaring climax!


 


 


 

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For my sweet silver sis! (who is the biker in the photo!)
Written December 30th, 2005

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  • lmao... "and you pop a wheelie!"
    Ahh, the orgasm, a better friend to man than a dog could ever dream of being...


  • Dragon Tamer
    May 29, 2007

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    Too cool!

    This is very, very impressive(as is any of your creations) I think you did a fabulous job at describing what it takes for some to climaxGlad to see this took the gold.Keep up the awesome work.
    Don


  • wbiro gold member
    May 16, 2006
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    thanks april, I did have inspiration for this one! People tend to forget that it can be found here!


  • Sensual Sapphire
    May 16, 2006
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    Any woman who shys away from having something that powerful between her legs has need of a therapist. Badly. This piece just makes me yearn for a Harley even more. I think you may have been a woman in a past life cuz you nailed it!

    april

  • wbiro gold member
    February 25, 2006
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    thanks, Andy, and there's nothing like writing for a real live person at the other end, either, as in this piece!


  • Andy Stephenson
    February 25, 2006
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    The excitement of building up and the foreplay involved are, of course very important. If hitting the ground is the climax, it is well worth it. I've been doing it so long without a partner I am not sure I'd be satisfied with a partner anymore.

    This was very humorous and humor is something I have trouble writing. Thanks for this example. It is quite good.


  • wbiro gold member
    January 7, 2006
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    Thanks, CelticKisses, glad you were Wow'd! And thank you for your astute and correct analysis! lol


  • CelticKisses
    January 7, 2006
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    Firstly, can I just say.... WOW!!!
    Secondly, I'd like to say that condom are not the only form of protection. So therefore you can have a 'proper' climax and still be safe.
    Other than that, great description and you added an element of fun to it.
    xxx


  • Celticmoon
    January 3, 2006
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    Well my dear Wayne,

    What can one say other than that was an incredible ride
    It leaves one breathless from the intense rush of internal pleasure and gradification. Your left to pant and long for yet another ride and hopefully soon I might add.

    A most amazing ride you have taken us all on!

    Kudos to you my dear man

    Bravo!


    Blessings
    Bel


  • Sapphire gold member
    January 3, 2006
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    Couldn't have said it better myself than the way it was said here.
    The comaparisons you made between the two experiences is spot on one might say as a former rider of both dirt and road bikes I can honestly say from experience that there is no other feeling that can compare.
    It's like a fever that gets in your blood, it slowly spreads through your veins and no matter how hard you try you just have to let it run it's course because you just can't get rid of it till you've ridden it out of your system.
    Wonderful poem, great penning my friend Good luck in the contest.

    Sapphire


  • Providence
    January 1, 2006
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    Oh I could not resist the invitation to take a look. Great metaphore! Really gets the ol' engine purring.
    Great write


  • wbiro gold member
    December 31, 2005
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    Oh, another bad one, jordan! and thanks for the feedback! Sure, I'll take a look...


  • jordan1985 silver member
    December 31, 2005
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    This is pretty cool. I am of a more consertive persuasion. But being a minister doesen't mean I can't enjoy an orgasm! I wrote a couple of new poems I wish you would take a look at. Thanks!


  • wbiro gold member
    December 31, 2005
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    thanks, Wanda, no wonder bikers like leather... lol


  • wbiro gold member
    December 31, 2005
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    thanks, maverick, and happy riding in the new year to you, too!


  • wbiro gold member
    December 31, 2005
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    thanks, my brightest angel!


  • Night Hope gold member
    December 31, 2005
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    '...Then you both hit the ground...with thoughts only on your next adventure...' Ouch!!! Well, since ya commented on mine, ya forced me to come back & comment on yours, Wayne... Very interesting interpretation of the subject matter at hand... Good luck in the contest, Poet... Wanda


  • Airborne Ed silver member
    December 31, 2005
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    hee hee hee this is a fun poem to read. I like how you seperated the poem as it really added somethig special to your poem. good luck in the contest... I am sure the SweetSilverNinja will like your entery


  • SexyAngel0418
    December 30, 2005
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    LOL... This is a great poem AP dad!!! Naughty but great!!! Good luck in the contest and I love your creativeness!!!

    Hugs,
    Beth


  • wbiro gold member
    December 30, 2005
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    lol thanks, suseann, may you new year be filled with wheelie popping!


  • suseann
    December 30, 2005
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    Yep! Poppin wheelies are like that! HA! I'm not sure what else to say,so I'll just say um! ok,enough of this .Very astute nefew.~~~Suseann
    Edited on Dec 30, 7:30 p.m. because ''.


  • wbiro gold member
    December 30, 2005
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    Thank you very much, oh Partner in Death, Happy New Year to you and yours!


  • vampira1665 silver member
    December 30, 2005
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    YEAHHHHH, that was fun, shuuuuuuuu fans self from over stimulation due to visuals
    This was fun.

    Hugs and bites, Your Partner in Death

  • wbiro gold member
    December 30, 2005
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    Oh... so you will get riding lessons now? Something to look forward to! lol Fantasmagorical comment, Ms. Rose!


  • wbiro gold member
    December 30, 2005
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    lol thanks, partner tom!


  • December 30, 2005
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    hahahahaha, you got it right my darling sista! We don't need a man when we are on the ninja! hahahahaha, It is orgasmic feeling, I tell you that! Believe me, I am not lying! I am telling the truth! And our brother here tomerick, exactly describe that fantastic feelings! hehehehehehehehe

  • Poetic Steel
    December 30, 2005
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    Wooooooo! Nice shooten Tex! I would say you shot from the hip,but this one came up between the legs! LOL Nice piece!!!


  • wbiro gold member
    December 30, 2005
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    thank you, Anna! (and that is really the contest holder in the photo- my AP sister!)


  • Anna Emkah
    December 30, 2005
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    This poem really made me smile.... First the 'real thing' ( hahaha ) and then the connection you made with the biker (piston pumping). I think you did an excellent job here. My compliments. Anna.
    Edited on Dec 30, 5:39 p.m. because ''.


  • wbiro gold member
    December 30, 2005
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    Thanks, sister cat Bekah, a supreme compliment, I'm sure! lol


  • metrophobiac
    December 30, 2005
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    god damn it wbiro.......what in the hell did you do? I was sweating alrady thinking of my dreamy Ninja...now you sent me over the edge, bas*tard**o! ROFL! Bekah


  • wbiro gold member
    December 30, 2005
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    Well, if no one else reads it, it has served it's purpose! lol Thank you, sweet silver sis!


  • December 30, 2005
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    I bow unto you, thank you

    Wow! woooooooohhhhhhhhhoaaaaaaaaaaa! Damned! This is way too hot! I need a bucket of icey cold water! My face is hot, my body is oozing in heat while reading this! What am I imagining? hahahahahahaha, sorry my brother I am just lost in thoughts reading your poem! Truly indeed, what you said is true! The feeling is exhilarating! You pop a wheelie, you travel in the rear wheel, up in the air, feelings so good, the ego is way up high in the air, a grin on face, silently whispering, eat my dust! And so proud that there is no money that can pay for it, the joy that you experience deep inside, the ecstasy that adrenalin provides at the very moment that I can not put into words the exact feeling ( I tell you, it is more than what making love can provide!) hahahahahahahaha, well I should say that, that is how it feels like..
    Oh yes, and my legs straddled so tight, oh.. hahahahha.. ok.. I will stop I am so carried away with your poem and I am so lost in thoughts now.. I can not help it, I love your poem so much! It exudes so much energy, oozing with so much heat,the adrenalin pumping and you have given a vivid description of the entire emotions within, on moments of adventure that a true biker can experience in the moment lost in being one with the motorbike and one with the world of physics among the physical world!
    This forever I am grateful to you my dear brother, thank you so much for creating a sensational poem like this! Ooooooh, I love it so much!
    Thank you so much with all my gratitude for entering the contest and good luck!

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