Wendy woke one morning and when she opened her mouth
Boing, Boing,
Boing, Boing,
Boing, Boing,
came out.
The reaction of her family
made poor Wendy worse,
Boing, Boing,
Boing Boing,
Boing Boing!
she cursed.
Mothers being silly,
she’s drank way too much booze
It’s finally addled her brain,
it’s late, I’m off to school.
Becks giggled so much her stomach felt sore,
she laughed, so very hard,
She howled
Boing Boing
Boing Boing
all the way down the stairs.
Annie now,
was far more alarmed.
She took it seriously
oh dear, this is really bad,
and I’m going to find a cure.
While Wendy sobbed
Boing Boing,
Boing, Boing,
Boing, Boing,
Boing.
Her husband took the car keys,
Jeff kissed her on the head
Normally it was full on the lips,
but hey
He didn’t want to end up saying
Boing, Boing,
Boing, Boing,
Boing, Boing,
himself.
Wendy found the Brandy,
she poured a great big measure.
She lifted it to her lips,
and even before she knew it,
out
Boing, Boing,
Boing, Boing
Boing, Boing,
slipped.
Quickly she took the bottle
and poured it down the sink.
Maybe Becks had, had, the right idea
And the Boing, Boing,
Boing, Boing
was caused by the drink!
Annie crept behind her,
she had inflated a paper bag.
She was going to shock her mother,
by clapping it really hard.
BANG!
Next poem in the series is called ‘Wendy goes Bang, Bang…’
Author notes
Dedicated to TheThinker... x
Written December 27th, 2005
A contest entry
- The Funniest Poems Going by TheThinker.
300 points, ended January 7, 2006, 12 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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FUN!!!
I have you in my Favorites and I made the mistake of reading your works this weekend-- dont get me wrong - I love your work and this one got me boing boing crazy with laughter and that was my mistake as I had pulled a muscle in my back on thursday night and I'm still in a heck of alot of pain. Keep up the awesome works!!! -
perfection is a vertue that you have captured
some of the stuff that comes from the brains of people wonderfull, wonderfull i say.
you did a great job the lyricks are captivating and even though repetitive you have to keep reading just to try and figure out what is next. great job keep up the good work. i hope the next one is just as good if not better. -
you cant force me to have a quote
I love that word! I want to say boing boing too........but what seems to come out of my mouth is bla bla bla.....
Fantastic humourous write, I loved it.
Good luck in the contest. -
You should check out TheThinker and Welshdragon for real funnies, I'm just copying them.
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Sure was!!!
I first found it on the HellBoy DVD as a cartoon extra - it's brilliant. So pleased you recognised it! Not a patch on the original, just wanted to tease Wend a bit... -
This is surely inspired by the children's book Gerald McBoing Boing or whatever it is, right?
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LMAO! Love this! Im can't wait for the next one.. you've got me hooked!!!! Just wait when I get enough points Im gonna hold a contest for Funny poems... wishing for you to enter! So check some of my poems out applaud help me get some points!
~Amber~
Edited on Dec 31, 3:01 p.m. because ''. -
LMAO I love your stuff,it brings a great big smile to my face. More more I demand lol.
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Boing
Boing, boing, boing... -
very funny
PMPL... you and WelshDragon are ganging up on me...
Funny as,, Boing Boing Boing..
I trust you under stand that lol
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