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This so-called bug is only hype
there is no bug around to be seen
yet I feel like something is staring
from behind my computer screen

Every now and then I see an eye
then a bright flash of color green
it comes on when I delete email
from my ex who was so mean

She still drives me really crazy
bugs me with emails everyday
said she would get even with me
she would get me back someday

But nothing to worry about now
harmless, is what she is to me
oh no!!, she sent me another email
once again I'll push deleeeeee.......




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Written December 25th, 2005

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  • Autumn Whisper
    January 14, 2006
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    So funny grandma, you have a real talent for writing funny poetry, I love it, keep up the excellent work and never stop writing
    best wishes as always
    Moonstone Virgo
    (grandson)


  • poetryality silver member
    December 27, 2005
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    BTW! I loved the title of the poem!


  • poetryality silver member
    December 27, 2005
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    Whimsical and witty. What a hoot. Watch out for those ex-spouses. This is great! I wish you the best in this challenge. I am having a ball reading these entries. Just what I needed for my funny bone.

    Much Love,
    Renee

    Hope your Christmas was grand and HAPPY NEW YEAR to you and your family!

  • dwndlcapassity
    December 27, 2005
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    I love it. Delete those Exes!!! Fun poem.


  • Arsenic-
    December 26, 2005
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    That was odd! Made me smile. I loved the ending, that was the topping.


  • GirlNextDoor
    December 26, 2005
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    jajajaja . . . jejejejeje its soo funny this is awsome !!! wow!! funny funny well hope my ex doesnt try soemthing like that!! or else i might be gone for good!!! perfectly written as always
    lots of hugs and kisses GND


  • Heavenly Angel silver member
    December 26, 2005
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    Tooo cute and funny! Love this! Good luck in the contest!


  • Vickie J
    December 26, 2005
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    Very cute and witty!!! You never disappoint me with your work. Thank you for this entry!~vj


  • TanitaP
    December 26, 2005
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    Very good, great piece, I love it.

  • InBetweenThoughts
    December 26, 2005
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    LOL, this was great Sandy, thank you for the smiles! A great write and so true in thought...have a great day, Ken, IBT


  • Janice M Pickett
    December 26, 2005
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    Another funny one here. This is bringing out so much comedy. That's wonderful
    Hugs
    Jan


  • Shancy Fayre
    December 25, 2005
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    LOL I enjoyed this bit of humor. What would we do without our computers? I liked the picture, too. It went well with the poem. A very nice job, in my opinion. Shancy.


  • PoeticXDarkness
    December 25, 2005
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    this is funny, if it is true i am sorry but for the moment the guy getting sucked into the computer by a bug is making me laugh. Thank you for sharing. Great form and flow, as usual.
    ~Laura

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