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Me and Smarty

 

on the trials and joys of AP family relationships...
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Message from Arjuna Indian Girl: Will you be my brother?


 

sure…
(though I'm 38 years older...)


Will you read my poem?


 

sure… (reading...) I like you’re young frame of mind, brings back memories!


 

Hi


Hello


I just changed my name… I’m Tender Tear now…


 

OK, I’ll update my page… sounds like a sad, romantic theme...


 

you have a big family! I'm looking for a soulmate on AP...


It doesn't happen overnight!


Hi


 

Hello


 

I just changed my name again, I’m a vampire now…


 

OK, I’ll update my page


 

are you a vampire?


 

umm… sure! A wise vampire! and I sleep in a coffin!


no you dont! and you're not wise...


hmmm... does sending a son to a university who is majoring in Physics count?


no...


how about that I teach college?


no... I don't care about that...


well, you should, smarty!





awe...... sorry...


Do you want to be my Vampire Master's servant?


(hmm... if I am wise I will get out of this somehow.........)


.........or my vampire brother?


Brother! Yes! (whew! lol)


what rymes with tree lol


bee flea flee free glee key knee me pea plea sea see she spree tea thee three we agree decree disagree potpourri


 

OK will you read my vampire poem now?


 

Yes… allpoetry.com/Story/1709034 very nice vampire story-
nothing like a 12 year old girl having supernatural powers
and showing those mean Jr. High football players a lesson or two!


Hi


 

Hello


 

I just changed my name again


 

…(grrr…) OK, I’ll update my page again!

 


I’m a fairy now…


 

Will you help me with something?


 

sure…


 

well...i need some ideas of what t write about


 

well, since you’re a fairy now, how about a fairy story…
I think I’ll even write one using your new name-
It will be about a fairy, she goes to battle
I rescue her, and we live happily ever after!


No, you're too old for her!


( hmmm... I didn't consider THAT reaction from my readership! lol)
...OK, how about she goes to battle
I rescue her, her boyfriends comes, thanks me
gives me some fairy something-or-other
and THEY live happily ever after?
Let's see... a title... how about "The Exotic Fairy With Emerald Eyes"?


Yes!


...what rhymes with 'eye'?


cry die dry fly hi high lie my shy sigh sky spy tie why defy deny goodbuy...

 


OK Ok! lol I'm done will you read it  ok i know this isent a veary good poem about fairys but at least i tried


 

OK… allpoetry.com/Poem/1713199 I like your fairy story,
the frame of mind of a 12 year old again... fascinating...
there are a few misspellings… here’s a list from your wise brother…
beautiful
bumped
fairies
straight
realized
dropped
branch
that will be 25 cents, please…


 

I don’t care… I’m watching Full Metal Alchemist…


 

...did you get my IM on AP I just sent you?


 

no, my newest littlest sis, let me go look…
“I don’t care, wayne the pain!"


 

(hmmm… nice to reach the next generation! lol)  
Here's the fairy poem I wrote for you...


later, on her author page...

Poem Written For Me!
wbiro-
allpoetry.com/poem/1713300 


Hi


Hello


I changed my name again, I'm now Dark Magician Girl4
i need ur help AGAIN


!










HaPpY HoLidAYs! everyone!



Author notes

About me and my newest and littlest AP sister
Arjuna Indian Girl  allpoetry.com/poets/Arjuna%20Indian%20Girl
Tender Tear
Vampy Kitty allpoetry.com/poets/Vampy%20Kitty
Exotic Fairy allpoetry.com/poets/Exotic%20Fairy
Dark Magician Girl4 allpoetry.com/Poets/Dark%20Magician%20Girl4
Kakyusei Elve allpoetry.com/poets/Kakyusei%20Elve
Cybernetic Girl allpoetry.com/poets/Cybernetic%20Girl
Heaven Little Girl allpoetry.com/poets/Heaven%20Little%20Girl
Mi Amor allpoetry.com/poets/Mi%20Amor
Lady Kikyo allpoetry.com/poets/Lady%20Kikyo
Written December 23rd, 2005

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  • Celticmoon
    December 27, 2005
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    I bless you with much patience and lots of blessings. Seems you will need them as you have your hands full......LOL
    Such a sweet young lady in need of some wonderful guidance. I'm glad she has found that in you

    Blessings
    celticmoon


  • dark-idle-pixie
    December 26, 2005
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    hands full indeed


  • wbiro gold member
    December 25, 2005
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    and again here too, everyone loved it! You're a great lil' sis!


  • December 25, 2005
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    now i know not to tell you anything or ask you anything


  • December 25, 2005
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    Wayne why dident you tell me you wrote this! its so embarrsing


  • December 25, 2005
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    this is really cute, i see myself in this also. this is why you get along so well with the kids. i think were just big kids. which aint an all bad thing to be.


  • masterblaster gold member
    December 25, 2005
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    Hi cute, I need a brother any offers? hugs Di


  • Night Hope gold member
    December 24, 2005
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    Very cute, Wayne...Indeed, I believe she will have her hands full, as well... Wanda


  • Anna Emkah
    December 24, 2005
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    OK brother Wayne you will be busy for the rest of your days here on AP. But indeed it keeps you YOUNG. lol. And what is 38 years in a lifetime? Hahaha.... Good luck with everthing.
    Anna.


  • wbiro gold member
    December 24, 2005
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    thanks, Splenda, and to think I just met her a few days ago! my 'hands are full' my other sis said!


  • Miss Splenda
    December 24, 2005
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    Haha, I really enjoyed this! The relationship portrayed seemed very close to me, and I enjoyed the wit... it's really nice to see such a great relationship on AP! Merry Christmas! *


  • wbiro gold member
    December 24, 2005
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    'hands full'... yes, a good description! lol and thanks for being an understanding sis...


  • Lyrical Soul silver member
    December 24, 2005
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    You really have your hands full with your new little sis Too cute Wayne. What a wonderful and tolerant big brother you are. HEY WAIT!!! That means Arjuna Indian Girl Tender Tear Vampy Kitty Exotic Fairy Dark Magician Girl4 Kakyusei Elve is my lil sis too Very cute Wayne and welcome to the family lil sis. Merry Christmas all.

    ~Lyrical


  • December 24, 2005
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    i like it. random like the rest of the world sometimes, but i love it anyways.
    merry christmas
    fanasy


  • grannyeri gold member
    December 24, 2005
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    Do not get involved in extra family relationships - you have given me even more reason not to - good for a few chuckles for sure.


  • TheThinker
    December 24, 2005
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    Funny

    What a great view to the mind... love it
    Made me smile very much.. need that on christmas eve!!!
    Good luck and appy Christmmas

  • wbiro gold member
    December 24, 2005
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    thanks, Shakes... yes, it's a challenge!


  • Shakes-spear
    December 24, 2005
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    Its nice to be loved by your elders. We have to be ready for a lot of changes as Children grow up. This is a sweet story. Good luck to you both, the Shaker

  • Veil of Winter
    December 24, 2005
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    Haha, this made me laugh. Merry Christmas!


  • Dragon Tamer
    December 24, 2005
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    This is very funny I will have to go check out all the links in your poem in the near future.Thanks for the laughs and good luck in the contest.


  • whispersoftly
    December 24, 2005
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    aww this a cute write, Mr Wbiro very sweet and touching well done xx Cheryl


  • wbiro gold member
    December 24, 2005
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    Well, Sweet sister cat, you know your 'haha' is in my favorite quotes on my page already! mmrroowwrwrwrwr!


  • December 24, 2005
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    lovely! lol

    hahahahahaha, lovely brother tomerick! This is very entertaining and most of all, creative and I should say, sincere! lol I love it!
    P.S. I hope you will not make a poem out of my hahaha.. lol.. meoooooooowwwwww meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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