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When I die
I want to be cremated
So that I can have a friend
Sneak into your house
And gently pour my ashes
Into your pepper shaker
So that you can swallow me again
That way
If you should sneeze
You'd just be blowing me one more time
Author notes
Written December 23rd, 2005
(Tony El Great)
In a list
A contest entry
- Darken Us Up with Your Comedic Genius and Romantic Attitude by So Strange.
1000 points, ended September 7, 2007, 14 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Everything Erotic. by Poetryintheblood.
900 points, ended August 5, 20 entries
Honorable mention
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
Comments
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Wow, Lmao, what a way to come back hehe, wants to come back as pepper to for my man hehe, thank you and good luck in my contest, Josie
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there ya go!!!
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wow. that made me laugh. great write. good luck in the contest.
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Haha omg!!! This totally rox my sparkly blue toe socks. This made me laugh so hard. I almost died.
Thank ever so much for entering ^_^ i appreciate this.
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Interesting thought
Thank you for entering.
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This is an indifferent re-working of an ancient Jewish joke (as old as Moses indeed). Still it's nice to see the oldies hanging on fearlessly. Amen.
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Oyi! Mashugah!
You've got to be kidding me, right. So tell me this Jewish joke of yours from the past, and with references; or I'll get a lawyer and sue the crap out of you schmootska (:¬{ Just kidding, but this was no reworking, it's mine with a seasoned flare. Jewish law forbids cremation.
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can I call this "disturbing"? haha. umm... i really don't know what to say about it. haha. good job???? umm... l8az!
crimson -
Darling
You really have wit
causing me some fits
for someone going achoo
not knowing its you.
Smoosh you wicked wit.
Janet
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Superb/Sensuous/unique
Wow, wry, satirical, ironic and erotic, how did you manage to accomplish all that in so few words?????
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This poem won Honorable Mention in the: "Make Me Laugh So Hard That I Cry," contest, held on July 13, 2006.
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This was great... I loved the way it was written and love the final line...What a great idea. Good work....
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Excellant lol/sensuous
If I had applause left I'ld give you all four. lolololololololol
I don't think I understand your authors comment symbology. Could you be more explicit????? lololololol
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Toni el grat thanks this poem appears familiar I heard something similar at the Rada last night, good.
A year or so ago is says...
People around town
Mill around
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LOLOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
very funny shit i loved it a lot great write funny stuff good luck in the contest!!!
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Fu**ing hilarious. Love it. Creativly twisted. Perfect!
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I remember commenting on this one before. Quite the ingenious write you have penned here,.
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This is very clever, and I love that its short and sweet. Thanks a lot for entering and good luck to you in all you do in life.
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ahaha one of the only funny poems entered into that contest so far. really great
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What poetry should be. Original, intriguing & satisfying. Two thumbs up!
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I was expecting this to be different.. but I loved how it turned out!!! it was such a great idea..!!! -Rachel
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A wonderful animation and a trick up your sleeve you lend the reader a knockout punch with your pepper and shaker...cheers
Shubs
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Commented on this one before. Still as unique as ever.
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LMFAO...... wow very original. I really liked this..... very nice.... I dont have much else to say except thanks for commenting on my poem...
~Laura
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NICE. That was freaking witty, I had a good laugh. It's good to see some adult humor around here that is actually FUNNY. Thanks for the comment on my poem, and keep up the great work!
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LMAO! That was clever. I loved this. Well done.
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ha ha very good..
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funny. i hope that's what you were going for. nice idea
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lol
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Clever and amusing...very original! Peace, Sharon x
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lol.. I do like this. It is very unique and original and a tad bit different.
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Interesting...I found it humorous. You're thinking is definitely different. I enjoyed the poem.
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What a unique way of thinking you have - how did you ever come up with this wonderfully different solution to your ashes?
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That was original, I liked it.
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That's pretty much the best thing I've read in a while. And I think it's definitely a good idea.
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