Hi, my name is Cripplebuttocks;
My Mother is a 15 year old whore
With syphilis and AIDS;
I am looking forward to being born soon
Except that I shall probably
Only have a few months to live
In agony because I am a sub-standard dud.
But some morons are campaigning against
A woman's right to a termination
So I'll just have to fucking suffer.
ORIGINALLY I RECORDED A CHANCE FOR YOU TO HEAR LITTLE CRIPPLEBUTTOCKS
READ YOU THIS POEM FROM INSIDE HIS MUMMY'S WOMB! A BREAKTHROUGH IN
UTERINE AUDIO TECHNOLOGY FROM EDNA @ http://media.putfile.com/The-Singing-Foetus"
HOWEVER IT GOT CENSORED AT PUTFILE BY THE FASCIST WOMEN-HATERS
WHO WANT GIRLS TO DIE IN CHILDBIRTH. SO SORRY YOU MISSED IT.
Author notes
In case you semi-defective idiots haven't worked it out, this is irony.
More irony at www.allpoetry.com/poem/1696981 [if you know what it means].
Written 21st December, 2005 as a present to a Chilean friend of mine who died in unwanted childbirth (all abortion is banned there).
A contest entry
- Abortion by Gigi Lombard.
300 points, ended September 14, 2006, 24 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Abortion--Pro-choice by twilight seduction.
450 points, ended November 10, 2007, 12 entries
Silver trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
Comments
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You are deleted from the contest.
Please do not re-enter.
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Re-enter? You must be joking. I wouldn't waste my effort. Do have fun giving out awards in your unborn baby contest to sloppy anti-women religious drivel. You are blocked from communicating with me.
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Wow....this is a good way to write, I think, combining the serious and the obvious in an overall sardonic sense.
This was censored? Seriously? Becasue I don't really see why it should be. I have seen MUCH worse. Oh, kudos to Edna for at least getting it in audio even if it was censored.
Good POV use; I always like it when poems do something interesting like this. This poem is the first one I've read under option 6....which seriuosly bothers me. Its kind of horrifying there are so many of these "por-lifers" now.
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I am delighted to win silver in your contest.
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This is irony at its finest!! While I am actually neither pro life nor pro choice...I do agree with this poem in some twisted and deformed way.
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I can't believe I just took an hour to write a serious entry for this contest when you are probably going to win with this, a sodding pre-write! (It is brilliant though, can't believe I haven't read it before.)
You my dear are the perfect advert for the pro-choice cause.
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You won gold. Congratulations. But was it worth an hour's work?
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It was yes. You enjoy sex do you not? Is it worth the 120 seconds you put into it? Your cat thinks not.
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my normal POV
I liked the irony, and the voice recording definately made this disturbing and a whole lot better.
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How delightful to win a tarnished tacky BRONZE cup! Delectable!
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FUCKING GENIUS!!!!!
THIS IS BRILLIANT AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!!
you are amazing!
well done and thank you so very very much
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Funky: Have you ever considered what it is like to live, preached since you were six years old? I like this doodle-poem, I'm going to put it up. -goes off- And I like the opinion of the poem, and it's true; people are unfair in who they judge.
Have you seen a miracle?
Have you seen the crowd
That shouts if you stand up
But screams if you fall down
The crowd that always tells you
What you want to do
Oh if I wanted to worship Jesus
I'd have asked for that one too
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WOW, i listened to the audio file, and it sounds creepy... but i enjoyed the poem, because it doesn't sound creepy, lol. great poem.
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God produces miracles. Always hope, always have faith. God can make his children healled with beautiful grace. It is his gift.
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How is He with illiteracy Greggs Girl?
As for poor cripplebuttocks or whatever his name is I'm afraid that God has this to say about him;
For the generations to come none of your descendants who has a defect may come near to offer the food of his God. No man who has any defect may come near: no man who is blind or lame, disfigured or deformed; no man with a crippled foot or hand, or who is hunchbacked or dwarfed, or who has any eye defect, or who has festering or running sores or damaged testicles. No descendant of Aaron the priest who has any defect is to come near to present the offerings made to the LORD by fire. He has a defect; he must not come near to offer the food of his God. He may eat the most holy food of his God, as well as the holy food; yet because of his defect, he must not go near the curtain or approach the altar, and so desecrate my sanctuary. I am the LORD, who makes them holy. [Leviticus 21:17-24]
Such tenderness.
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the is a difference between the old and new testament.
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Is there Greggs girl? Care to explain what the difference is? If you have read the New Testament (and not just the nice bits) you will know that Jesus Himself says SEVERAL times (He doesn't mind repeating Himself for the hard-of-thinking as He knew His target audience) that He has not come to abolish the Old Testament but to see that it is adhered to.
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What on earth has any difference between the various bits of the bible got to do with my poem? There weren't any abortion clinics in those days.
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Yes but God produced miracles and that was what i was saying in the beginning.
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I see you like fairy stories. Funny loaves and fishies, walking on the water, curing leps, all the other blurb. Pity he wasn't awake and on duty for Auschwitz or Stalingrad. Duh.
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I love this, so straight to the point. I've also been interested in the comments left here .. I've noticed that the Pro-Life concentrate on abortions done by people who have just had sex with no protection and got caught .. in this instance I agree, abortion should not be allowed and in the other corner you have Pro-Choice who concentrate on abortions done by people who are raped etc ... in this instance I agree abortion should be allowed. no woman (or child) should be commanded to have a baby when its conception is down to rape, abuse etc etc. I find the "in this day and age" concept completly bloody stupid in these circumstances, as if an abuse victim is going to get their abuser to wear a condom or are you saying that all females should be put on the pill as soon as they reach maturity ... Use the brain a little bit here.
Ban abortion purely as a birth control option .. Yes
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good piece, really strikes a cord. They cannot take away a womens right to choice - are we in the Dark Ages?
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They do, oh they do. The bans, penalties and curses of outrageous fortune have struck me often.
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Hi, Inthe year of the Lord 2006 and still some have not got the message, prevention is better than cure, these days you only get pregnant if you want to,unless of course you live on some obscure Island that has never seen a newspaper or a t.v.. great write, will humans ever learn? enough or I will go into an a raving rant,as usual you bring the problems of this sick world to the surface of the very murky pool,all the best, Di
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Pointed and raw, love it.
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AWESOME JOB!!!!! ENJOYED IT!!!!!
Your work never ceases to amaze me, you write very well and always get straight to the point.....
Angel,
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You go, Edna girl. Happy New Year!
Lol. Try as I might, I have to agree with the message here. Although I don't care for the rocky arrythmia nor the fowl prose poetry, the politics is spot on. This might have a place in Mad magazine, if that's still published. -
Dear Edna~~I am the mother of an autistic child (in your words a sub-standard dud) My son is now 26 years old and soon to be 27. I love my son with all my heart and do not think of him as a sub-standard dud. I pity you and your selfishness to think only of yourself. My son is the way he is for a reason. I may never know what that reason is but I do know that he has touched the hearts of many during his time here on earth. I hope that you can say the same for yourself. I don't care what handicap someone has (we all have them you know-everyone's is different) no one is a sub-standard dud. Everyone has worth. And everyone can make a beautiful mark on this earth. Please don't sell anyone short. I am sure that my son is glad that you were not the one carrying him. He probably wouldn't be here now or ever!!! Sad commentary on what you think you are worth. Melody
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this is so bloody true! not too much fun for the child who would have to be born amen and i agree with this poem! love your contraversy (ohhh err hope i spelt that right!)very well done and nice to see you provoke the strongest of emotions! ps merry christmas Edna! xx Cheryl
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I can definately see the point in this poem, every woman needs to have a choice, here in Australia you can't even get the morning after pill, so you can imagine what the standards on abortions are! I think this is a great piece. Well done
Much love and light
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I think what you say is true to a point. I am against abortion UNLESS the baby would have lifetime problems or having the baby would put the mothers life at risk...but as far as anything else goes I don't think it is right to take the life of a defensless innocent baby. If people don't want babies I say don't risk it...me on the other hand I would give almost anything to have a little baby of my own (even risk my life bringing him or her into the world) and I have wrote an abortion poem that shows another side to this also from the baby's point of veiw called (((Abortion Kills!))) (A Child's Voice~) at allpoetry.com/poem/1657355
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Ahh, my dearest Edna...You are truly the sandpaper that is so desperately needed to refine humanity: harsh and utilitarian. I agree with you on so many levels, and you provided such a fine example: a diseased and ultimately unprepared girl who bares a life she is destined to scar (though be it from her AIDS or lackthereof, I cannot tell).
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wow Why don't those pro-lifers realize that there are very good reason for abortions. case closed on this it sure is a personal thing and just read this turned my stomach sorry
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Interesting ... I wouldn't be too fond of this, but I can see where you're coming from. I'm against abortion as a method of birth control, but I don't think it's the most awful thing on earth - sometime's it IS needed, but if its brought in freely, then it will be abused something horrific.
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CORRECTED LINK.....
Since you liked my abortion poem, why not hear it too? NOW YOU CAN HEAR LITTLE CRIPPLEBUTTOCKS READ YOU THIS POEM FROM INSIDE HIS MUMMY'S WOMB! A BREAKTHROUGH IN UTERINE AUDIO TECHNOLOGY FROM EDNA!
GO TO: www.dump.com/ilji/singing-foetus !!!!!
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^^ I suppose theres two sides to it then, huh? I suppose it depends...but I'm too out of it to reply properly without rambling on for hours, so I'll just leave it there for now.
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Dear CynicalConfusion: Your lovely comment "the whore decided to have sex and doesn't want to get a baby and have responsibility for it, well they shouldn't really get to just erase the kids life" is very caring and considerate. Maybe she didn't really want to be a whore in the first place; maybe she was born to a 15 year old simpleton who died having her because those nice anti-abortionists forced to have her baby. Happy Christmas dear.
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I absolutely have to applaud this.
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I agree, there are some reasons where people should be allowed to abort the baby, like this situation. Others, like the whore decided to have sex and doesn't want to get a baby and have responsibility for it, well they shouldn't really get to just erase the kids life. If the mother was raped, on the other hand, it should totally be her choice whether or not to keep the child. It didn't do anything to her, but it was the result of it, huh...well Edna your opinions and poems about it...they're really deeply thought out. People say the kids dont have a voice, but would they want to be born and suffer? It was pretty one sided until I read this. good job! I like the way you think.
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I am against abortion as a birth control method,there are circumstances where it should be done,especially if the child has to suffer and/or would not live a normal,or next to normal life.I really like the ending (so I'll just have to fucking suffer)nice to see it from a fetus point of view,great point to bring up (abortion) but it will bring alot of different feelings,I have a poem about abortion and I got all kinds of different feelings from lots,anyway,I see your point,and I think it is a very great point,through the eyes of a fetus...luvmybabys...
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You are formally invited to join Edna's group: "Fans of SNOGGO and Naughty Marietta".
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I love this poem. I absolutely love it and I'll applaud it because it's that fucking awesome. I think this is the best thing I've read all night. Thank you.
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