Out on the plains I saw her there
tomahawk in hand, half naked and bare
hiding in yonder stand of trees
just starin', a' squirmin', and a' smilin' at me!
I kicked up my spurs, turned my Appaloosa about
and rode after her with a cowboy shout!
She disappeared into the wild woods-
I was so heartbroken for losin' such goods!
Back at the hotel I took off my boots
filled up the tub with bubbles and fruits
and as I eased in, who did appear?
You guessed it! and grinnin' from ear to ear!
We shared the lather, scrubbed one another clean
‘till thar' wuz just one thing to lather left inbetween-
my six shooter wuz drawn, I couldn’t keep it down-
she gave a war-whoop heard all over town!
The sheriff came a’ runnin’ with the deputy
and Ooooeeee! Was she a nice lookin’ deputy!
Soon the hot water splashed all over the floor
the tub made for two now held a most happy four!
We made such a ruckus, us all merry and glee-ee
that it attracted the attention of the 7th cavalry!
Two privates burst in through the double doors
with two callgirls (now don’t you dare call 'em whores!)
We were havin' so much fun in our delirious state
that the tub-for-two was soon filled with eight!
In burst four Captains with their Madams in tow
and the shock on their faces as they witnessed the show
soon gave way to high-pitched indescribable moans
as the tub held sixteen... a cow tub rodeo!
A razzin' frazzin' rootin' tootin' shoot em' up!
and a farewell tune...
Author notes
Contest Note: "I love the Rodeo!"
Written December 20th, 2005
In a list
A contest entry
- Old West Rhyming Poetry by InBetweenThoughts.
500 points, ended December 22, 2005, 6 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
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No surprise with this Golden award clearly a poem that stands in it true spot ,at the top of the podium A wonderful funny write and a pleasure to read Congratulations
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thanks, Ms. Lion! Glad you enjoyed my rodeo!
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thanks, dragony one!
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Wha -Hoo!!!
What a hilarious awesome poem...was gonna say piece...but there was a lot of those being had in yer story So ya think it's the beach sand that makes us see visions like this or what?
Congrats on attaining the gold my new found friend!It was well deserved!
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Congratulations on your gold! This is hilarious and was a lot of fun to read, my friend! Truly enjoyable and I love the name of the piece.
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Yeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhaaaaa!
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That was cute... I liked it.
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Don't be sorry, doc...ya gave Wayne his best laugh of the evening...
'I'll get you, my pretty, & your lil' dog, too!!!' 
Wanda
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I knew I shouldn't read poetry at 3 in the morning...I'm sorry Wanda and wbiro...It was a good poem...don't let me confuesed mind take away from that!
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Beuatiful!
Yeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhaaaaa! This is such a fun poem, hilarious and extra fantastic! I seemed to picture Jackie Chan and Owen Nielson in this poem, forgot the title of that movie! lol the pictures of those women are awesome, especially the one in chaps! Brother tomerick! You are a damned cowboy man, love ya, oh, cowboy man, kiss and sooth my strife! yeahhhhhhhhaaaaaaa!
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lol this is excellant, so where does the peanut butter and jelly fit in! hmmmmmm? lol very good lol nothing like an orgy in a hot tub hehehe well done Mr Wbiro
this is a good one and best of luck in the contest xxxxx
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Good griefyness...doc, I didn't write this...wbiro did...awwwwww...slinks away...
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thanks, brother cat!
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Wanda,
This was a great laugh! Just what I needed. Nice job on the rhymes and the images...the whole package!
~Doc
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a cow tub rodeo!!!! LMAO!!!!!! This is a very funny poem that I still cannot stop laughing and giggling away. the girls were amazing and only added to the beauty of the poem. lol sorry I still cannot stop laughing. You really are a Hoot...
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Not 'less ya can hit a movin' target, Cowboy...
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guess I'll never get ya pegged, Calamity! lol
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mutters Hmmm...erotica...cows...tubs...I dunnnnno...roflmao Well, Wayne...you're certainly an interestin' feller, ain'tcha???
Nahhh, I ain't that kinda girl, either... You're such a hoot...
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thank you, my brighest angel! Oh, your naughty AP dad! lol
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Oh, I'm blushing now, jasminerose! lol glad you enjoyed my lil' cow tub adventure!
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so glad you enjoyed it, Ken... I fixed my last little dilemma- the 'glee'...
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You did a great job on this one AP dad!!! it is very erotic and intriguing!!! Good luck in the contest!!!
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Very creative
Well I have to agree with everyone above!! A very entertaining poem and idea...lol Very creative and very enjoyable to read.. Awesome job, especially the added visuals!!! I am sure the Sheriff does'nt patrol the streets much with that kind of Deputy lol Thanks for entering and best of luck Wbiro Jasmine
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Hello wbiro, wow this was terrific from start to end loved your little tale you have creatively penned....got a few good laughs in! thank you for entering our contest and Good luck to you Partner! Ken...IBT
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WONDERFUL POEM
Hahahahah. This was so well written. It was so funny too. Thank you for sharing. You made my night. Thanks for the smiles. Thanks you for entering the contest. Take care, Sandy
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thanks, dreamee, and welcome to AP... I'm off to read your Trailer Park Christmas...
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Lol this is really cute! I guess everymans dream. I enjoyed reading it. Thanks for giving me a smile today! Good Job.
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thanks, Jo, just rustlin' up some contest dust... lol
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gosh, I don't ever think I've read this side of you before Wb...and never even suspected! I guess we all have a little bit of hoe-down in us from time-to-time though, and I loved the read! great page decoration too!
Jo
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