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Agnostic Tree

Agnostic Tree,
Agnostic Tree,
You're only here for presents!

I don't believe in any god,
But I like presents
Like i-pods!

Agnostic Tree,
Agnostic Tree,
You're only here for presents!

To tell the truth, I don't believe.
I'm motivated
By my greed!

Agnostic Tree,
Agnostic Tree,
You're only here for presents!

Explaining would cause quite a fight,
So I'll eat fruitcake
With delight!

Agnostic Tree,
Agnostic Tree,
You're only here for presents!

Author notes

This is supposed to be to the melody of 'Oh Christmas Tree'
Being Agnostic means that you don't believe that the existance of god can be proven at this time.  I find it easier to just celebrate Christmas instead of explaining my faith to my SO's EXTREMELY Catholic family.
Written December 20th, 2005

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  • BallroomAngel
    December 22, 2005
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    This is very good, and it reminds me of alot of my friends. Good luck!
    x0x0
    Katie


  • Dienush
    December 20, 2005
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    Yesss that's my opinion too!!! But I don't only celebrate Christmas for presents... You know, it's the atmosphere, who gives a damn about god or religion? Have fun!!!


  • ----michael----
    December 20, 2005
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    lol, I too have been thinking of writing some alternative christmas carols but alas, I keep getting in trouble! my interview with jesus christ went down almost as well as my re-write of the bible, thank you for promoting my work!