"Tra la la! Tra la la!" That's what Naughty Marietta sings as she sits in her bath, soaping herself DOWN THERE one summer night. She has left the window open as it is so steamy. She sings loudly and gaily. But the scene is not so idyllic as you think: she has set a trap because she is the victim of abuse. She will take NO MORE SHIT. No sirree!
She lies back in the bath and gets her new battery-operated SUPER-POWER dildo working. Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! In it goes and the furry ribbed vibrating rubber extension starts working its magic on her delicate little clitty. But she is not lost in abandon, oh no. Oh dear me, no. She is cold and calculating. She is faking her ecstasy. She keeps her eyes open, her kindly yet aquiline gaze directed out of the open window.
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! goes the vibrating dildo. Naughty Marietta realises she is getting a bit aroused but still she watches and waits intently. Finally, after what seems like ages (but is in fact only four minutes and eighteen seconds), Naughty Marietta sees the give-away flash as the street light reflects on the lens of the telescope protruding from a window on the other side of the street.
Without a second’s hesitation, she presses the button on the end of the specially constructed dual-purpose dildo and this fires the electronic crossbow she had set up next to the bathtub. With breathtaking accuracy, the metal bolt whizzes out of her open window, flies across the street and finds its target. Another direct hit!
"Aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhhhhhh!" shrieks Wee Wicked Watching Wally, the ugly fat dwarf who lives opposite, as he topples off his orange box and rolls on the floor in agony, spitting out a mouthful of shattered teeth as his orgasm subsides, drenching his pants in come.
Author notes
Perhaps you missed the first "Naughty Marietta" story? You probably did, as I wrote it AFTER this one! Go back to www.allpoetry.com/poem/1687492 .
Written December 20th, 2005
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
That was hilarious! Serves the little perverted dwarf right! I enjoyed this quite a lot... naughty Marietta seems like the kinda no shit taking kinda girl I am
Good luck and thanks for entering
Flutta
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Euw! That dwarf sure got what was coming to him! *giggles immaturely* ha ha coming get it COMING? Nah, I can't pull off dirty humour, it just sounds smutty coming from me. Alack. Alas. This is still a great piece though. Have an applause.
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Another touching tale from dearest edna.....I wish i had ben at the window to watch her using that dildo. I think this a genuine tale about sadness and alienation. bravo!
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How surprising! It got deleted from the contest.
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thats not the point it's not a contest for humor. and i meant story, i was in a hurry. I understand english very well, so don't be a freakin smart@$$ about it.
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Dear Hidd3n T3ars:
No, it was a short story, dear. Surely it would be sad to receive a bolt of metal in your teeth? And surely peeping at a woman in the bath is abuse? Or don't you understand English too well? Would you like me to arrange for someone to send you a sense of humour by mail order? -
This was not a poem on abuse or love or anything sad, therefor I must remove it
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you can't blame a dwarf for his short-comings. very good edna, here, I am even going to applaud you. tight git.
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*laughs histerically* this was so funny. your have such a great sense of humor. and a great way of portraying it too. you should so put a scrapbook of this sort of stuff together and get a book made out of it. i would so buy it!
-justin
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