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redneck at heart

daddys drunk
and mommys high
and yall ask me
if i live a redneck life
i go mud boggin for fun
and i do it all the time
cause im a redneck at heart
and there aint no changin my mind
i drive a tractor everywhere
and there aint no doubt in my mind
cause im fixina go see my cusins
that live on '84
and i dont like headin that way
cause it wont let me ride my tractor no more

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Written December 17th, 2005

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  • wastedtears01
    December 22, 2005
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    haha wow...I live in a wicked small,well, not even a town but anyway... and every sunday one of my neighbors drives his tractor down the road to the gas station and back...and the guy across the road flies a confederate flag and has about ten cars. So this is pretty cute


  • Rj
    December 19, 2005
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    Lived on a farm for a summer when I was a kid. Riding through town on a tractor and screwing up traffic really is more fun for a kid than it sounds. And yes, I do have those double recessive redneck jeans. Two cars in the yard that don't run to prove it.

    Still the read gave me a nice chuckle.

    Peace,

    ~RJ~

  • dream catcher
    December 19, 2005
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    "cause it wont let me ride my tractor no more" what won't let you drive your tractor anymore? specify please
    I like this as does everyone else it seems, i live in a small town surrounded by fields so you definitely see your share of rednecks. Definitely nothing i want to be associated with forever, too many jokes about it... Funny schtuff


  • December 18, 2005
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    This was funny for sure. I live out in the boonies in this little farm community (i hate it, cause i am not a cowgirl at all) but anyway, you will see farmer driving thier tractors on the side of the road. here is a redneck joke for you:

    'You know you are a redneck when you stare at a can of orange juice that says concentrate.'


  • Stac
    December 17, 2005
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    This was really good. Good luck and thanks for the entry!
    STAC


  • Mini-Desire
    December 17, 2005
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    *crackes up* haha funny i wanna drive a tractor now!! whats a red neck?

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