I was sitting next to my pregnant sister,
Out of nowhere she farted a twister.
It was so disgusting; how she did reek,
I started to choke, I could barely speak!
I made a mad dash to the front door,
When that nasty smell knocked me to the floor!!
**REST IN PEACE CHRISSY LEE**
Author notes
Hey you know who I shall be speaking of!!
Written December 15th, 2005
A contest entry
- Write Now by Secret Sue.
700 points, ended December 21, 2005, 7 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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This is so cute,
what are sisters for? 
Good luck in the contest
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I guess this comment will be no surprise, you are sitting right next to me...hopefully you wont be blown away....funny funny poem, has the 'other' sister seen it yet? lol
xoxo
secret sue -
Very cute. I'm glad to see how you can good naturedly poke fun at your sister. I also want to extend a warm welcome back. Glad to see you on AP again.
Sincerely,
Leo Long
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