You tell me to be original
Well what the fuck are you?
You're a stuffed shirt son of bitch
With nothing better to do
You walk around with head held high
And an ego the size of the Louvre
But there's nothing special about your ass
You've got nothing to prove
Maybe your mother told you
That you'd be the greatest writer ever
But in my eyes you're a weak little bitch
Whom thinks he's oh so clever
Get over yourself you fucking fool
I tire of your stupidity
Don't you dare say another word
You're opinions have no validity
If you must put in your two cents
Find a downtrodden homeless man
Put it in his styrofoam cup
Then babble to him about your plans
Have fun writing your little book
That none of us will buy
No one wants to read that trash
I think we'd all rather die.
So Mr. Critic you must beware
I'm not one to be fucked with
So the next time you give "Helpful advice"
I'll just tell you to SHOVE IT!!!
Author notes
Everyone's a Critic... SOME DON'T NEED TO BE!
Written December 15th, 2005
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I came on this in a "random" search.... And having read it, feel I really dare not criticise... But I do emphathise with your feelings - some critics seem to have no literary insight whatsoever.
But may I just make a couple of suggestions... In line 12,. the normal grammatical construction would be "who thinks" (not WHOM!), And can one call a man a bitch... It sounds a little odd to a UK ear. (We would usually call such a male creature a "son of a bitch", or else use some other pejorative - bastard, bugger etc).
Anyway, I hope you found the writing of this piece cathartic! -
lol.. that's great. What an angry little piece. It's nice n I like it cus it's just... awesome. Hi-5 man, hi-5
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Lovely lovely. I enjoyed this greatly. I have a few constructive suggestions. For example "You're a stuffed shirt son of a bitch" has a better rhythm than "You're a stuffed shirt son of bitch". But I'm too frightened to criticize your work. You might just tell me to to SHOVE IT!@ Any way, this was wonderful.
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They've all said it already! I love it!!
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julie this is the shit. shove it to the man, lol.
kim -
*giggles* Wow this was amusing. I loved it!
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NICE i LOVED it, IT WAS FUCKING GREAT WOO-HOO
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Wow... I'm not sure what to say! I haven't commented or read anyones poetry in forever, but I'm glad this was the first on my list! Violence... I love it! *Sonya*
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