On the first day of X-mas I killed with my axe
A runner trying hard to get away.
On the second day of X-mas I killed with my axe
Two little kids
And a runner trying hard to get away.
On the third day of X-mas I killed with my axe
Three singing nuns
Two little kids
And a runner trying hard to get away.
On the fourth day of X-mas I killed with my axe
Four snotty teens
Three singing nuns
Two little kids
And a runner trying hard to get away.
On the fifth day of X-mas I killed with my axe
Five mangy mutts
Four snotty teens
Three singing nuns
Two little kids
And a runner trying hard to get away.
On the sixth day of X-mas I killed with my axe
Six bozos in a car
Five mangy mutts
Four snotty teens
Three singing nuns
Two little kids
And a runner trying hard to get away.
On the seventh day of X-mas I killed with my axe
Seven worried parents
Six bozos in a car
Five mangy mutts
Four snotty teens
Three singing nuns
Two little kids
And a runner trying hard to get away.
On the eighth day of X-mas I killed with my axe
Eight werewolves running
Seven worried parents
Six bozos in a car
Five mangy mutts
Four snotty teens
Three singing nuns
Two little kids
And a runner trying hard to get away.
On the ninth day of X-mas I killed with my axe
Nine stoned out junkies
Eight werewolves running
Seven worried parents
Six bozos in a car
Five mangy mutts
Four snotty teens
Three singing nuns
Two little kids
And a runner trying hard to get away.
On the tenth day of X-mas I killed with my axe
Ten witnesses
Nine stoned out junkies
Eight werewolves running
Seven worried parents
Six bozos in a car
Five mangy mutts
Four snotty teens
Three singing nuns
Two little kids
And a runner trying hard to get away.
On the eleventh day of X-mas I killed with my axe
Eleven night shift waiters
Ten witnesses
Nine stoned out junkies
Eight werewolves running
Seven worried parents
Six bozos in a car
Five mangy mutts
Four snotty teens
Three singing nuns
Two little kids
And a runner trying hard to get away.
On the twelfth day of X-mas I killed with my axe
Twelve other killers
Eleven night shift waiters
Ten witnesses
Nine stoned out junkies
Eight werewolves running
Seven worried parents
Six bozos in a car
Five mangy mutts
Four snotty teens
Three singing nuns
Two little kids
And a runner trying hard to get away.
Author notes
yes say X mas not Christmas
Tha Magik Ninja's Tha Shit!!!
Written December 13th, 2005
In a list
A contest entry
- A Little This... A Little That by pimp daddy satin.
341 points, ended December 30, 2006, 72 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
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ok that works if u can dill with bloody fact
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good job, I liked this it made me laugh. I liked the second day of Axe-mas the best. Good luck in my contest.
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thatzz nice thanks 4 that
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this was hilarious i loved it lol ok well good job tlak to you later bye
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lol this is funny
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OMFG! I just got sent out of class for laughing at this so hard! Luckily, I got her to let me back in, otherwise I'd not be able to tell you how freaking hilarious this is. Priceless victims to choose too. I loved the last one and number ten. Overall, just an absoluely fantastic job.
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LMMFAO!!!!! This was so hilarious.. I just can never write humorous poems. I just loved this.. it read real well with the whole 12 days of Christmas song. I could hear it playing through my head. I dont want to laugh.. it being Jesus's birthday and all that we are twisting up, but I couldn't help it.. Noooo, stop it, you are corrupting me. Lol, anyway, this was absolutely wonderful in a sick demented kinda way. but great none the less. You came up with such great things to kill. I mean, well not like that.. because I adore absolutely adore kids and puppies and I am a waiter and well all of that stuff, but I would have never been able to come up with 12 different things to kill.. atleast not as creative. The last time I heard something this crazy it was by an underground music loving Juggalo.
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amuzing to the fullest
wow..i get it..i think..its like..the other twelve were saying what they killed...and then you just took em all out.....or....mabey im thinking to hard..haha..but yea..great job sis
and merry christmas(a little early).......(or a lot early?)
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wonderful wonderful job mama! I love this..lol
I cant wait until christmas now..lol
Love you!
Love,
Kid
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XD! _< Motherfucking encore!
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This is hilarious sis, great job! Excellent LUck in tu contsest....hope tthings go well for you
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Thanks I've been editing a little trying to make the words flow right but now I am done editing finally loland thanks for reminding me about the author thing I forgot but it is added now
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That was funny!
I love the background as well. You did a really good job on this piece and made me laugh ALOT! Thank you so much for entering my contest and good luck.
Hugs and bites, Lady Raven
PS: Don't forget to add, I am Demented to the authors comments.
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