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3 Points... (Another true story)

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I was driving along, on a bright sunny day,
Had no where to go, couldn't be late.
My loud music was a blaring,
So course people were staring.
I drove up a hill and what did I see?
A police man and his radar gun, waiting for me.
He said "license and registration"
I said "here" without hesitation.
"Do you know how fast you were driving?"
I said "no", but I knew that I was flying".
"80 in a 50, it'll cost $200 bucks,"
But I'm only going to charge you $100 so your in luck.
I said "Thank you sir" and went on my way,
That same bastard caught me again 2 months from that day!

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Written December 6th, 2005

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  • That's funny hun!

    Goose. Try not to speed!


    Stay safe
    Love you
    ~Manda


  • KayJay silver member
    May 20

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    ... Darn it.. it's funny because we've all been there... and I guess misery loves company - at least to laugh with!
    Ken
  • Desert Knave
    December 27, 2005
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    Hahahahaha ! I truly enjoyed this. There was a time that I was a magnet for traffic cops and can easily identify with the feelings of the writer. ~Jim

  • Valley Girl Greeters member
    December 6, 2005
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    Ah, he wasn't toobad looking, I think that I could have missed the second encounter with him, but lucky for me I got off that time

  • December 6, 2005
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    how funny, obviously you must be an attractive female to get the reduction in fine and he must have been an attractive cop for you to go back and see him again so soon, well done

  • ChiyoKaya
    December 6, 2005
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    lol I loved this! That is so funny! Great job, it was a refreshing break from all the serious poetry I've been into reading lately! lol
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