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Tiki Cat, Example to Us All

You humans are a hungry group.
I have just the thing for you.
Now that I am willing to stoop
To selling to you my cat food.

I know it will improve your lot,
Rewards me to benefit you.
With as little sense as you've got,
It benefits you and profits me too!

I did not become the richest cat on earth
By avoiding humans where money is made.
With Tiki's Gourmet Human Cat Food birthed,
You get fat, and I get paid!

Tiki Cat, Most Clever Cat on Earth

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Written December 6th, 2005

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  • sigrun odinsdottir
    February 15, 2006
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    adorable!

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA That is so cute and clever! I like this a lot, it made me smile. I better get off this page before my cat sees it and gets ideas....