Santa’s fiery trip
As Christmas draws near and Santa prepares
to fly with his Reindeer’s to deliver gifts,
the elves have finished making the presents
Reindeers are hitched to the sleigh ready.
Santa says his goodbye to Missus Clause
“Off we go Rudolph, keep them in line,
HO HO HO and away we go, mush, mush”
Off they flew from the North pole heading South.
Some places were hot which made it easier
no lit fireplaces to have to contend with,
Santa slipped in and out quite easily
distributing the gifts for the Children.
That is until they came across some snow
with the chimney’s lit to keep themselves warm:
“Now how am I supposed to climb down here?
they know I’m arriving to deliver tonight!”
“I’m not going down there I’ll get burnt!”
But Rudolph had other plans for Santa,
he butted Santa into the chimney's
each place they went which made him very mad.
“Rudolph! will you stop this, OH, NOT AGAIN!”
“ Hehehe, I can’t help myself Santa
you look so funny, your pants are on fire!
Watch out, there’s another chimney coming up!”
“Oh shut up Rudolph, it’s not funny!”
Author notes
Number 6.
I don't know if this fits what you want, if it doesn't let me know please.
'You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch'
I live in Australia, and it's Summer here and very HOT, so no need for fires.(Thank God, says Santa) 
Written December 5th, 2005
In a list
A contest entry
- Trophy winning free verse by silver bugs.
350 points, ended January 6, 2006, 28 entries
Bronze trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
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4 Stars ****
look at the pic its hilarious.. and so is your poem ... oh i cant believe it i am giggling and laughing at this hour of night .. but i love it 
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take cares and have a nice time my daer pluff pluff spongey doll... just keep it up .... your humble little friend... .... 
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... - vic ( who else? )
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No worries Lana, we all have problems with our computers at times, isn't it awful when you haven't got it?
Jenn
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This write is quite amusing Thanks for the laugh. I love everything to do with christmas. Very nice pic too I can see why it won a trophy. Sorry for taking so long to judge, my internet has been giving me problems. Good luck.
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~Lana
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Delightful!!! Congratulations on your trophy! This was truly a wonderful write.
Sam
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Thanks shubs, it's removed. yeah, poor Santa, but mean old Rudolph
Jenni
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Now this is mean of you poor ole Santa trying to make a wish come true for the kids and is this humour I say....all in a day's work and how does Jenni epitomise Santa is by burning..tch tch..aint I a spoilsport?...such a sweet pic..too good hehehe..cheers Shubs
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Hi Brian,Top of the morning to you too my Friend, glad you liked my bit of humor, saw the pic and couldm't resist it
Love and hugs to you.
Jenn. -
hi jenn...top of the morning to you my beautiful friend....to have summer and christmas at the same time....that would be nice....had to chuckle at the verses...a little joke on the old guy....have a glorious day jenn...looking beautiful as always....hugs.....love.... ...
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Thanks Yem, yeah he may end up as reindeer meat, a cute bum, yeah, I guess he has, it reminds me of someone I know, but I ain't telling you who!
Jen -
Rudolph my end up as reindeerburger if he keeps it up. Just ask those Elves...they know! Santa has a cute bum, lol
5:30 am here and a laugh before work is not only advisable but necessary. Thanks! -
Thank you Karen, I couldn't resist it once I found the picture.
yeah, he'll have a hot bottom
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Poor Santa! He will be so tired and not be able to sit for weeks! This is clever and funny! i wish you the best in this contest! Karen
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