Satan Clause written By The Boss and Purptionary™
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Once again the vocals and music are done by me.
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DAN:
I told you not to do it
Not put the children through it
Shit
Man you've gone killed Santa Clause
Without a pause
All because
You think you're the Anti-Christ
Anti-Christmas Satan Dingle
Stop! Don't jingle
His balls cause you're single
I'm the darkest brother
but shit you're more evil than me
None other
Than MOOFASA!
The one that killed his own mother
The Grinch that fucked christmas sideways
And rode away on a blaze
of praise in the emo craze
You can say you hate Noel
But I know well enough
You're just chattin batty, sayin stuff....
ROSS:
Look at little erica
Sitting on my lap
She drank half a cup of "jesus juice"
She's bound too take a nap
She said she wanted my little pony,
I told her i'd take her for a horse ride
She's only thirteen I let her pink walls slide
And little eric likes feces
When you tell him their reese pieces
And mr. jabroni likes to piss on his neices
I am flattered I could be of service
When I gave him a shower head surgery
It's that time of year again i got to hit the nursery
See if I can find my next victi...I mean satan's little helper
Santa was a fat diabetic I killed him with ease
And fucked mrs clause with a crack pipe and grease,
All aboard on my lap
Nevermind brother darkness and his anti-supportive crap
He'll soon join in the fun with london goths on his dick
Don't fret twas the night before christmas
And all through the house
Not a creature was a virgin, not even the mouse
I fucked a mom, and a dad fucked his son
I went to neverland ranch and fucked bubbles with a gun,
I got all the products to make your christmas cheery,
Don't be all down, you're not dennis leary!
DAN:
I like the Dennis Leary Theory
But query this I'm not weary
Of fucking little kids
Til they're dead and it's not Christmas
I have Erica and Eric on my wishlist
Missed out Mr Jabroni, but he's not dead yet
lest we forget I don't do pussy that is wet
Let em rot for a minute or two
Before I get out my dick and shove it in poo
Not paedo but necro not negro
Oh fuck here we go
I'll come with to playschool
As long as you play it cool
When I'm holding down pigtails in the pool
It never fails it's not cruel
I'll carry you, I'll be your mule
But I'm not a fucking reindeer
Not wearing a red or pink nose
I'm not a fucking queer
Cause I suck on corpse toes
Ya hear?
ROSS:
Well it's settled
Just put on this vynil harness
Better yet, there goes little Amanda
If I shoot her point blank you can have her
I'm more of a younger woman type, pussy without fur,
They have to be cold to the touch something like brr
And I love the taste of maggot juice on the clit
It's not sick just a pleasurable moment
Like peanut butter dripping from her gaping undead anus,
The ky doesn't do the trick plus I like to lick
My sleigh is full of vibrating apparatus, and life like asses,
It's something of a treasure ode to sexual preservation
If you want you can have tera patricks pussy on reservation,
Oh look at that I just jizzed on my shoezie
I just saw hilary snuff walk past
Is it true she's a fiend and gives up the ass?
it's a ho, ho, ho and merry fuckmas,
I think I saw dakota fanning on my check-list
She's been nice, but tonight she'll get naughty,
Lets hope I can forget the ether and she on't be haughty,
Now don't make haste, this pole might feel uncomfortable,
But in order you to fly straight you might feel a little pinch,
Don't flinch it'll just go in deeper
I got a six pack and two london goths on reserve,
So I preserve the right to conserve this for another night
All the while I'm getting a boner for mary in her pony tail and pink snow suit..cameltoe rising, ah christmas is so thriving!
DAN:
Hark all ye angels
I want to hear you sing
Look Satan C gave me a cock ring
Told me it was magic, that it could do tricks
Told me I could rub it to summon little chicks
Now I've got virgins suckin on my dick
But I'd rather have corpses covered in ticks
Now all I have is licks on my candy cane
I like giving at xmas but this insane
Cum stained sheets
Jingle bells on repeat
I admit to defeat
Come now Anti-Clause I like where we're headed
Like where we're going
My tank is full of unleaded
It's gonna be a White One
It's not even snowing
Runk-a-dunk-spunk
Runk-a-dunk-spunk
Let's get drunk
On Christmas sherry
Pop a few cherries
Come sit on our laps kids
You know we're not scary
What's that you can feel?
It's just me being merry...
Author notes
Written December 5th, 2005
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oh yes fun times, fun times 
satan clause lives on my friends.. now he's going to be Necro Cupid, Pedo-Leparchaun and then Rabies Bunny, then... Uncle Scabs(for all you US ppl celebrating 4th of july 
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Once again I'll say it - you're mental. Talented, but sick, twisted, disturbed, and very VERY purple. Loves yer
Does make me larf when we drill it into our kids to never talk to weirdos in red furry suits and big black boots, then force them to sit in the pervs' laps because it Christmas and some homeless, stubbled dude needs a fiver. x
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heh, WOW! that was... umm... Interesting, I guess. It was a little weird and reminded me of something my brother would write. I think the main reason why I clicked on this though cause it said satan clause, but over all, it was disgusting but good. ^__^ I think I must leave now.
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LMFAO, I clicked the link *dies*
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the sickest!!!!!!! LOL
www.dump.com/fhwt/
Holy Christ on a Crutch I never heard quite such sick stuff...sorta funny I suppose if your into necra-humor and scatalogical-prose. Some new art form maybe; generate shock and disgust baby; how many peeps can we make puke?...Oh wow all of em! AIN"T THAT CUTE!!!!!?????? Eeeeuuuuuwwwwww Purple Bunny!!! I think your FUNNY! Not really funny-ha-ha more funny-strange....in the Sociopath range!!!!!!! But Hey I can appreciate sick; and after all every man boils down to simple life support for a dick; put it anywhere that's slick give no promises just licks, there's nothing like anal humor when you're a prick. Starts in grammer skool with whoopie cushions and fart jokes then progressing to those funny smokes which leads to reefer madness straight to anything goes hedonistic gladness. Then farther and farther to get your thrills to the ultimate fuck and kill. then ya mix it up change the order to kill and fuck, where does anyone suppose modern youth these days go...well you covered that! Rape those Icons at the North pole! -
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Oh my goodness... That was.. Interesting to say the least.. lol and a Merry Christmas to you
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lmao!!!!!!!!! You guys are nuts! Seriously!
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The voices were me with the pitch changed
I'm glad you like it 
Now come here...
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Dude! Ross voice tripped me out, and Bun Bun sounded like somebody suffocating. coughs I love it. This was hillarious. I'm off to read and listen to number 2. runs out I want to sit on Santa's lap now.
lol
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Listen to the MP3 posted up there ^ Then barf, lol
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LOL...well should I barf now......or wait till I can hug the bowl with dignity?.....
.......say hi to santa 
Hugs
Malabu -
It's all written about the new AP Smiley - - I agree it is SICK, but it is meant as a joke, not a reality, that's why it's in the Adult Humour category
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well this is some sick thoughts.....or is it a reality?....much more sad and misguided human being......or beast......perhaps....a love song to satan....or a dream of heaven...in a hell......I feel for the lost souls who bring such thoughts to mind.....I feel more for the souls lost to a sick mind......
Malabu -
lol, nice
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SICK MINDS.
Garbage. AND I DON'T EVEN DO CHRISTMAS! This is what is helping to ROT a generation. Was that critical enough? -
Take it back to the shop for a tune-up
Crikey! ! ! Ah'll give it a cheer! But see here! Ah wan' sumoah beer!
Ah'm speechless. An' headed for the couch, not to be a slouch, but to clear my head befoe I'm dead, with some James Joyce Ulysses.
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