I used to enjoy playing video games,
till something strange did happen to me.
Donkey Kong was my favorite,
and then they made it in 3-D.
I was swinging through the tree tops,
whilst playing DK Sixty-Four.
I found her hut in the jungle,
and I ran through her front door.
Before I go any further,
please let me say this much,
“These games they should screen better,
with personality tests and such.”
Now back to the game I was playing,
‘twas Candy’s hut that I was in.
I couldn’t believe the boobs on that babe,
all I could do was grin!
She’s the sexiest little monkey chick,
that I have ever seen.
I instantly had the hots for her,
I’m sure you know what I mean.
Shortly after, the dreams just started,
me and Candy were going to town!
I was slippin’ her my banana,
when the door came crashin’ down!
There was Donkey Kong looking irate,
he screamed out a hideous roar.
He glared at Candy ferociously,
and screamed, “You’re a filthy whore!”
We didn’t know exactly what to do,
we were both in tremendous shock.
Next thing we knew he was running for me,
saying he was gonna rip off my cock!
All of a sudden I heard my wife,
I guess I woke her with a scream.
She asked what had frightened me so,
should I tell her about this dream?
Since then I’ve never played that game,
and I’ve never told my wife.
Donkey Kong can kiss my ass,
I don’t need that kind of strife!
Author notes
Written December 3rd, 2005
A contest entry
- Entertainment! by One Angry Monkey.
300 points, ended November 26, 2006, 15 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - Make Me Laugh by Pollycheck.
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Thank you for entering my contest. Tghis poem did bring a smile to my face. It was very innovative and creative.
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Koolness, Dude. Great write.
Hope you came before Donkey Kong got there!
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Great imagination, and i like your sense of humour. Its a good poem, it faulters in rhythm slightly in some points but its still very enjoyable, good luck for the contest.
One Angry Monkey -
TOO FUNNY!
Hehe! No
ing around for you. Lol! You always know how to make others laugh. It was perfect!
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First time I laughed today. Thank you.
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LMAO! this was great. Keep up the good work man. I realy needed this tonight. Thanks for sharring ~Bret~
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I have to say that I have played this game many a time...and she does have a huge rack...lol. Anyway, thanks for making me smile. This was hilarious!
-Darkness -
ROFL.. omg.. that was hilarious.. gota love it!
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thanx for the comment i like you poetry!
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OMG!!! That is too funny, I would have never thoght of that,,,truly an amazing write. I used to play that game, but never had that kind of experience.....
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O.O Well now... thats erm yes. Nice poem, kinda weird, kinda shocking... I read your page and then came in here not realizing this would be slightly lewd. *puts eyes back in sockets*
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hilarious
Okay! I'm sooooooooo hurt, you mean to tell me I've been thrown over for a monkey with double D's ?? You know maybe if you throw the banana peel he'll slip, hit his head and forget where he is! Nah better not, there is always that possibility that he could come to and think you're Candy!!
You're soooo very twisted you know that right? hmmmm....so do I, that's why I luv ya! ~Michelle~ 
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This is outrageously funny as much as it is bizzare..lol. I cant imagine dreaming of Donkey Kong but I guess those kind of games can infilterate your very dreams. I loved it.
Sincerely,
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Oh my! I can only imagine that puddle of drool whilst playing Tomb Raiders!! uhm.... you don't talk in your sleep do you??? A word of advice "Don't tell her a thing!" She'll either hit you over the head with a frying pan, or send you to the nearest funny farm! I love it! You don't lie in your sleep do you?
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Funny
really funny!!! keep it up!!!
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Awe-some
Wow Brother , this was a great poem, I loved it, as usual it was hilarious! I must say that it flowed so nice through each and every stanza it was so easy to read! Bottom line:-? hmmmmm....It was totally awesome and I am proud to have such a talented writer as my brother
Keep up the excellent work it's nice to laugh and enjoy your poetry.......have a great day, with love your Brother, Ken...IBT
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Awesome
That poem was awesome. I loved the story line of it. It was hillareous. Great job with it, I loved the wording and the flow it had.
-Nathanial
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