His joy to demolish despair,
Let red, green and gold
Just like blood, money and mold
Leave Santy's claw marks everywhere.
St. Patrick's day has always been seen
As the day full of wonderful green,
So let money rain down
And fill the whole town
With incredulous, malice and greed.
On Easter the hares and the bunnies
Deliver candy and eggs filled with honey,
Let the yolks of them fly
So they'll rain on passersby
And the whole world will be white and runny.
Don't forget Valentine's, the day of remorse
All the cat-fights with fist-fulls of force,
Filled with pointless cards
And love made of lard
Cupid's arrows bring hate and divorce.
When April fools comes, nobody knows
Who will set the much vicious pose,
Whoopee cushions will rue
As such lies will ring true...
There will be many left to decompose.
Then of course there will be Halloween
With the greatest cavities you've ever seen
And the dentists' patients
Will grow impatient
To get out of the office of screams.
Pandemonium is good to hear...
Now that the 4th of July is here,
With explosions so vast
They'll be sure to outlast
The car alarms screaming "My ears!"
When Thanksgiving comes, there will be war,
The turkeys more fierce than before
'Create armored grenades
May the world be betrayed
By evil birds stupid no more.
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