I was twenty-three once,
for just about a day.
Then before I knew it,
twenty-four was on the way.
My boobs were perky, tummy flat,
my buttocks nice and firm.
I loved to flirt with all the guys,
and watch them twist and squirm.
You're blessed with youthful beauty,
exactly the way I was.
Just wait until you near fifty,
and your face starts growing fuzz.
So have fun now, and don't forget,
in time we all grow old.
Happy Birthday Ashley Mosely,
enjoy each day as they unfold.
Author notes
Hope you have a wonderful day!!!!
Written November 22nd, 2005
In a list
A contest entry
- Part 2 of Birthday Wishes for Ashes by Vickie J.
400 points, ended December 1, 2005, 3 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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This gets the award for the most unexpected and down right funny entry!!! My personal favorite! vj
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brilliant, again, Sam,
a wonderful gift to Ashley and another stunning poetic achievement that will do well in this contest, i should know better by now than to enter a contest head to head with you. I must again say you always outdo yourself, even when penning a birthday poem, each phrase so honest and personally poignant that i am sure this will win yet another trophy. Many blessings to you and yours for this week, ~richard
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Oh, my, gosh! I just realized that this poem is also formed. . . into that "perky" shape. Awesome job, Sam!
I had to come back anyway because I forgot the applause!
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Oh, Sam, this is the cutest birthday wish I've ever read! It's humorous and, naturally, exceptionally well-written: no surprise there, because you're quite talented. Ashley definitely will get a kick out of this and so will her Mom. I know I did! Oh, but just wait until they get to my age: 61. Talk about fuzz and lines!
I earned 'em all.
Love and hugs, B♥nnieQ
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This is so amusing Sam and I find all your pages have a wonderful background adding to the visual pleasure...a really uplifting poem...~Lilac~
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this is really cute and i love the graphics-thank you!
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I think fuzz starts before fifty and somewhere right after kids! LOL
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This is sooooooo funny! I think I remember those days...I think... I don't EVEN want to talk about the fuzzy stuff!!!
I know Vickie got a huge kick out of this, and I am sure Ashley will too. You have such a wonderful sense of humor!!
Karen
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excellent
LOL Sam thats beautifully funny. LOL I nevr saw that fuzz until I went for an eyebrow wax at the hairdrssers and she suddenly twizzerd the side of my lip decaring there was a whit hair there. !!!!! Before I could stop her she yanked it out. NOW I HAVE ABLACK one in it's place. Grrrrrrr
LOL LOL LOL
HUGS
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Sam, This is to cute lol, I just try not think about that
number anymore and or have I ever liked to confess it lol.
Oh re the fuzz or face hair ever had a wax and they pull
the darn skin off ya lip? I did geesh a funny read dear
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HaHaHa!!!! This will be right up her alley-I can hear her laughing now. You hussy you-good thing you grew some fuzz-
(hey how do you get rid of that stuff? I've been noticing it,too-feel like a bear going into hibernation).
I love your Genie-I want one!!!!! Need to get me one of them magic lanterns and then he could bring me cake everyday and my face can grow bigger and I can grow more fuzz. I've decided growing old is for birds-I'm gonna put a stop to it!!!
Thank you for this delightful entry-it's sure to bring a smile if not a downright hearty laugh!!!
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