Windex Saves Earth

Sailing through the pitch black void
A group of friends are annoyed.
On their spaceship they are employed
To make sure Earth is completely destroyed.

Why, pray tell, this rationale?
They see us as completely foul,
From our beginning conspiratorial,
We quarrel, fight, are dictatorial.

For food we are just too crunchy.
They are not very high on munchy.
They see us as bad and fruitless.
Everything we have is useless.

Everything that is except Windex.
They found that it relieved a hex
Applied by enemies on Dragon Moon 
Who can't see into a Windex window cleaned room.

They will procrastinate on destroying Earth
For enough Windex for their planet's girth.
So we got busy in a fit of hysteria
Making Windex for their whole area.

This is where things stand today. 
For Windex they're on their way.
It'll be ready when they arrive.
Because of it, Earth will survive. 

When next threatened by anything
For Windex you should spring
And put it on every window you've got.
That Windex saved the earth will never be forgot!

Ellis