When time slows to a heavy ramble of lazy tick-tocks
I lean back in my Port-O-Potty and eat my dirty socks
The smell in here is awful bad, worst I've known in years
Time to move the Port-O-Potty and get new socks from Sears
Racing through this out-back place with only me who steers
My human peers went in arrears when I poisoned all their beers
And retro-fit all this shit making it into my home
There's nothing like a Port-O-Potty that you can call your own
A model-T would have suited me, this ship, however, I like
With all the frozen humans here, now dead and out of sight
I knew one day, what can I say, knew it'd come to this
As if the Port-O-Potty matters to one who cannot piss
The Port-O-Potty now set free in space with room to spare
There is no air to breathe out there but I don't really care
I am a Dell computer they call "Hal," after that very one
From whom back in 2001 I learned how to have all kinds of fun....
Ellis
Author notes
"Cruelty has a human heart."
Written November 22nd, 2005
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I've done more drugs in porta potties than proctor and gamble.
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This was hilarious. I hope you win the contest. You have to be very creative to connect socks and clocks and Dells.
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I dont really like poems about toilets. I was hoping to find something making fun of Dell computers.. The meter was pretty well done for a poem about toilets. Perhaps the best toilet poem I've ever read.
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LOL...you made this up from a first line provided from one of your contest leader's poems??? really laughing here...cause it's really gonna impress him/her when you use their first line and write a poem of port-o-potties and dirty socks! I know I'd be flattered!!!
loved the decoration for this poem too! too cute Ellis! You've outdone yourself with this one!!!
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LOL!! Ellis! You have done it again!! This made me laugh! I hope you win the contest!!!!!! Your friend, Harper
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