The Superiority of Men

We men are so intelligent
Never fight another gent
Don't start wars and things like that
Never call a man's thoughts crap

Women, on the other hand
Have their heads buried in the sand
They think that they know it all
They're all cruising for a fall

Men are so superior
Women so inferior
Women might as well give up
They're as helpless as a pup

Men will always rule the roost
Women will always need a boost
Women, you just stay in bed
How true that is, guys, -- enough said


Postscript:    

I am as serious as the night is short.
Women should stay in bed already!
What brought on this retort?
In bed they're there when the man is ready.

What is funny about that?
Woman is the servant of man.
They must obey and never get fat.
This you must understand!

If they begin to get fat
We just take their food away.
They straighten up right off the bat
And only have good things too say.

We men treat our women right
As long as they wear no clothes.
We never get into a fight
As long as they always pose.

Women know their place with us.
We don't shout and we don't fuss.
There is nothing to discuss.
It's just understood:
Staying in bed is a must.

Ellis (Fat Cat)

(Overheard by Pack Rat under the house)
Ellis: "Fat Cat, you wrote that?"
"I DID NOT."
"Yes, you did."
"I did NOT."
"Yes, you did"
"Our women don't wear clothes to begin with."
"Oh. Must have been Tiki playing tricks again."