Gee have you ever noticed
men like the number three
there were the three stooges
who were silly as could be
They used to sing in trios
the BeeGees were so cool
there was the Kingston trio
sang Tom Dooley after school
Also the Three Musketeers
saving the damsel in distress
wearing fancy pants of satin
feathers in hats as they dress
Rub a dub three men in a tub
butcher, baker, candle-maker too
Donald Duck had three nephews
Huey, Louie and Dewey to you
See, hear, and speak no evil
those three monkeys were males
how about Manny, Moe and Jack
the Pep Boys of automotive sales
When Jesus was born in a manger
as the first Christmas eve began
there were millions of smart women
yet only Three Wise Men
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Written November 13th, 2005
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That is not true lol those three wise men yes were there, the rest were even wiser, they went to the inn and got sloshed. Spill ink and twist me into the shape of love...
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Thank you for the nice comment. Take care, Sandy
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three stars
tsk tsk tsk!
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I loved this, I never really noticed that, nice one, true and funny, well done with this
best wishes as always
grandson
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Oh I never thought of it that way but you are right...Goes to show us women rule.lol Great poem thanks for sharing...xo
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Thank you so much for you nice comment. Always a pleasure to read your comments. Hope all is well with you and Timebot. Take care, Sandy 
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Lol this was a great write drly funny i loved it.
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This was great Sandy - had never thought of the three-someness out there, but this did make me chuckle. well done, well done! :-)
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Oh, I love it. Every word is so true. I like the humor you incorporated into the widom of the Word. Shancy.
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I love this , Sandy. Sometimes I believe it too be oh so true lol. Great job with this. It flowed perfectly. Keep the ink flowing. Love and hugs...
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Ahhhhh, Thank you so much Tim. You are the sweetest AP son. Your comments make me smile. I am glad it cheered you. I do hope all is well with you. Actually I saw the picture and knew it was a great idea for a poem. . Love you, Take care. God Bless you, Mom
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Thanks a bunch my dear friend. I always appreciate the applause but your comments are what make me smile.
God Bless you Take care Sandy
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This was possibly one of the funniest things I've read in a long time. Actually, not possibly, definately. I've already showed this to a couple of friends and it's hillarious. How'd you come up with this? Find that picture and then write the poem? Awesome, awesome job! I really needed to smile and you made me smile. Now, besides being funny, it's amazing like all your poems. You rhyme along with truth. You list people throughout history and it all flows. Perfect. Thanks for writing this. I really needed it.
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Thank you for the wonderful comment. It was so appreciated. You have a point about all those shoes.
Take care, Sandy
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har har har.... that was SOOOO cute! Well done my smiling and dear friend. Well done indeed. Michael
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wonderful comment
Thank you for the nice comment. It is so appreciated. Take care, Sandy
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LOL!!!! This poem was SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!! My sides are splitting!!!!!!!! GREAT JOB!!! I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!
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(LOL) 375 trillion (see cartoon) wise women, there wouldn't be enough room left over for all the shoes.
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mint
When Jesus was born in a manger
as the first Christmas eve began
there were millions of smart women
yet only Three Wise Men
mm cool...
u made me laugh wilst mentioning jesus.. rare as i think of him as a distructive ledgend responsible for much missery
but i think more generally that the ratio between intelegent men and women, u got about right -
thaTS a good one but actually in the telling of the nativity by the new testament there is no mention of three wise men only wise men baring gifts - three gifts - interesting point but no matter a great poem I like funny one too many on here are so dark
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oh, that's clever. i enjoyed it!
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this is funny.....men and the number 3....how did you get started tinking about this???
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this is ok
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This is a break from the normal sad poetry. I love it, it's very true and the rhyming is genious. How did you think of all these examples?
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lol this is cute. i really hadn't thought about men and the number 3. lol this is a great write mom. i love it. thanks for putting a smile on my face
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