Engage in heart and mind
with the physical ever teasing... enticing...
bad physical (I am slapping my physical right now...)
It is time to begin a fogging of the mind...
Through the fog our fogs fog the other's fog foggily in a fog-filled fog-fest
and eerily into our ears inject our fears creeping crucially nearer
through the fog-framed lily-lined fear-filleted love-lusted fog-peering eerie ear canals
and past putrid vesicles of voracious verminized buried brain cells
the color of crystallized cucumbers
and just as useful in a pinch...
"Totally toad!" and tenderly tended by the fine fancy fingers of fallacious femmes and their footwear
and backed by a ten-year warranty
of lascivious luscious ludicrous lily-laced love lipped lapping lady lemmings
left over from the stone-age.
They are then wrapped in weasel gnawed wart-encrusted phials of phlegm
oozing odorously out of the other's anticipatory anal-rententive artifacts of desperation,
while analyzed and absorbed by the juices
from the melodious munching of raw time-tested zones of glory
that tantalize the galactic telemarketers who tell totally untrue tales of lust
and intellectualityismschmisms
over their tongue-licked pithery mouthpieces
dangling from their mangled tooth-encrusted phones from the future…
mm... pithery and mouthpiece,
goes together like spaghetti and Corn Flakes.
“Is that a 'bored' mm
or a 'tasty' mm?”
So asketh the eavesdropping Flying Spaghetti Monster
over whom our women regale in His noodlyness
and stare in wonder at His meatitude.
(translation- “Woah! Look at the size of that noodley appendage and those fuzzy meatballs!”)
Gold trophy winner
Adding your comment:
Anna.
But seriously after reading works like this it's to wonder how I can even fake being sane when you can clear see what drives my insanity 
) the picture is funny made me chuckle good luck its weird enough to win lol!!! xx Cheryl
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