Public flatulence makes one a fool,
but he who farts in a crowd has the last laugh.
Now you would think this is the end of it,
unless you were my wife.
Then it would be ffffffffffffffffffffff.
or my dog, whose gift is .
Did you know that a dog can smile?
Yes, only after . and clearing the room.
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this could only have been created for a contest...!
Written November 11th, 2005
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Enjoyable! lol
hahaha! Have you tried it? lol hehehehe big bang! loud sound effect?
I truly enjoy reading this one, and I have to look at your other funny ones also to make my night brother! lol..I truly love that plastic surgery, that one that you entered in Amazigh's contest! Priceless! lol -
This must be a man thing - women are more silent and there's a lot less bragging about it afterwards. Liked this write of yours.
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my sympathy, genielassie...! lol
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oh man... you have just reminded me why it is sooo gross to live in a house with 4 males 
Unfortunately hubby has taught the boys to defend such...errrr... functions with "A little shame is better thana little pain!" followed by a chuckle and discussion of WHO was louder and who was stinkier!
SSSIIIGGGHHHH
Humorous write.
s and best wishes... ~genie~
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Only You!
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LOL @ your changes.
Makes me think of that saying 'a crowded elevater smells different to a midget' -
Hahahahaha.... This could only have been created by you....!
Anna.
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Now I know why we get along so well
Good job
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