Me and my awesome AP bro

ok, just so u know, this isn't a poem, it's a memorable conversation between mee and my TOTALLY AWESOME AP bro, driscoll. (he has some great poems, check them out!)

the conversation starts with me saying to driscoll how awesome it would be to meet him in real life,...

driscoll: yeah! i'm traveling to america next summer...if my parents approve which they will hopefully...so you never know lil' sis

dark side of me: (says something to driscoll that i don't remember)

driscoll: lol, are you moody today? Anyway, its not certain that im going to your part of the USA, i might go to (place), stuff like that, just remember that this sort of stuff takes months so its not garunteed. American costoms and stuff might not let me through or i might get called up to the RAF, so it's not so easy my lil' sister.

dark side of me: might i chance asking WHY you're coming to america?
(this next part is funny,stick it out!)

driscoll:well, i want to go there because of 2 things;
a) it's my favourite holiday vacation
i want to live there someday, with my own farm, sitting on a rocky chair doing nothing. yay! (throws eggs at little sister fo absolutely no reason, standing there afterwards wondering whether to run or laugh)

dark side of me: *is now covered in egg goop and chases driscoll who runs for life*

driscoll:arrrggghhh, help, sister is really turning evil on me! Horns are coming out of her head! (me: he has compared me to the devil many times before this, resulting in almost-but-not-quite-as-bad results)*you chase me into corner where i pick up a stick and wave it at you*

dark side of me:HA! you spell favorite like a Brit! (oh, you are a Brit, oops) *runs away from br now*

dark side of me throws tomatoes at bro while running*

driscoll: hahahahahaha! big bro wins this time MWAHAHAHAHAHAH! i shall go eat all those nice candy bars now!lol(as walking back a car runs over my fot! owwwwwwwww, sob sob so

driscoll: aw, bugger this. *walks into bar wearing tomato*

dark side of me: *steals bro's candy bars* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

driscoll: urgh, that darn sister! *waves fist as you run away*that darn sister, then policeman thinks IM a robber and shoots me. lol

dark side of me: TAKES PITY ON BRO AND GOES T HELP MEND HIS BROKEN TOESIS AND GUN-shot wound, then driscoll grabs and spanks me for giving him another grey hair!

dark side of me:

driscoll:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! lol, i nearly fell of my chair when i read that!

dark side of me: lol, so did i!