Ellis Elkins is out of sight!
All day long and through the night
He writes poems of pure delight.
Ellis Elkins can really write!
The Ellis Elkins Fan Club,
Ellis Elkins, President
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Poetry by Ellis IS REALLY CRAP
by Tiki Cat
What a horrible stinking poem!
Into the trash this poem's going.
A worse poem I have never read.
It just about killed me dead.
I think it DID kill me dead,
I don't know a word it said.
None of it made sense to me.
Total crap it has to be!
This is why I, -- Tiki Cat.
Destroy his writes right off the bat,
An end to them before upload
When they go in the commode!
I am doing us all a favor.
Ellis's poetry no one would savor.
So his writes add to the stools
In the city's smelly cesspools.
What he writes smells worse than it,
Something he would not admit,
But I always save the day
By throwing Ellis's poems away.
TIKI CAT
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(Tiki Cat does not agree.)
Written November 5th, 2005
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Blaze Achew Panadmonium is my editor: I believe he thinks the same of my work as Tiki Cat does of yours.
Don't worry most editors edit because they cannot write. I'll bet all she writes about are mice and fish and birds and her own cat food.
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