The Spell That Done In Ellis

We chant: "OH, Horned one of Earth,
Give Ellis amphibian form with a new birth!"

So...... POOOOFFF!!!!!! You're a toad....
(No kissing girls.... that's a fairy tale, Dude)

I am not a fairy, Dude, and have no tail
But, other than that, -- it worked without fail!
I'm no fairy, but a toad set sail --
Good-bye old human, tired and frail....

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While a human, my wild oats sewed,
reborn a toad hopping down my road,
into a horny youth I've grown,
a row to hoe of lady toads
Again the grass remains unmowed
Again this gift I've been bestowed!

I dance entranced and chant while naked,
old human clothes now all foresaken,
To having women again anointed,
Devil magic worked as appointed!

Ellis

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EPILOG

Ellis was home, hopping as a toad,
forgot his lot, hopped in the commode.
Tiki, being her usual self jumped up
sent Ellis washing away; his time was up.

His ghost haunts sewers under the city,
The toad never lost his load; what a pity.
Never got to do it with a female toad
In his commode Ellis lost his load

Fat Cat (writing for the 4 cats)
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May the road always rise to meet you
and knock you on your butt...
May the wind blow you back down
when you try to get back up