One celticmoon, mysterious and beautiful
Seen when the light shines in the heavens
and the night skies form a congo line
the gases, twisting and turning again
Only the worthy, are allowed to view
this once in a lifetime experience
The X-Files tried to capture the energies
on film but something abducted their witness
The Practical Magic that was applied
to get a close up of this spiritual entity
Cleo, the psychic tried to foresee the future
but drank to much Blackberry Brandy
Stephen King was contacted via telephone
to get The Shining author's view on the situation
but he too, just mysteriously disapeared
and his Chinese Food was also taken
Celticmoon, the mood enhancing aphrodisiac
Flashes hues of black and purple
and many who sense the Madonna like innocence
Desire to listen to the sounds of Tim McGraw
The Temptations, with that Baby Face image
with the Evanessence fragrance, the carnations
bloom and visitors come Bach for more
Pet rocks and the Kid Rock are the moon's creations
The famed Dixie Chicks from Farmer John's
cluck in unison whenever the celticmoon is exposed
Lovers have Sex on the Beach with a Motley Crew
This hypnotic event, curls the hairs, fingers and toes
Betty Crocker tried to use her Beethoven to cook
her Meatloaf when she yelled out~"Bite Me
I Would Have Sued for I knew the Cork Screw
was Just Perfect For Me, it could have been A Masterpiece"
She looked upwards at the crescent, and rolled her eyes
Dreaming of the Ever Burning Passions present
Still Having Faith while sipping, her Strawberry Lips of Wine
chugging the Mountain Dew and bidding Farewell
to what Heaven sent........
Seen when the light shines in the heavens
and the night skies form a congo line
the gases, twisting and turning again
Only the worthy, are allowed to view
this once in a lifetime experience
The X-Files tried to capture the energies
on film but something abducted their witness
The Practical Magic that was applied
to get a close up of this spiritual entity
Cleo, the psychic tried to foresee the future
but drank to much Blackberry Brandy
Stephen King was contacted via telephone
to get The Shining author's view on the situation
but he too, just mysteriously disapeared
and his Chinese Food was also taken
Celticmoon, the mood enhancing aphrodisiac
Flashes hues of black and purple
and many who sense the Madonna like innocence
Desire to listen to the sounds of Tim McGraw
The Temptations, with that Baby Face image
with the Evanessence fragrance, the carnations
bloom and visitors come Bach for more
Pet rocks and the Kid Rock are the moon's creations
The famed Dixie Chicks from Farmer John's
cluck in unison whenever the celticmoon is exposed
Lovers have Sex on the Beach with a Motley Crew
This hypnotic event, curls the hairs, fingers and toes
Betty Crocker tried to use her Beethoven to cook
her Meatloaf when she yelled out~"Bite Me
I Would Have Sued for I knew the Cork Screw
was Just Perfect For Me, it could have been A Masterpiece"
She looked upwards at the crescent, and rolled her eyes
Dreaming of the Ever Burning Passions present
Still Having Faith while sipping, her Strawberry Lips of Wine
chugging the Mountain Dew and bidding Farewell
to what Heaven sent........
Author notes
Choose the humor option...and the *bolded* is from her Bio on her Author's page...plus just a few of her poem titles..
I hope you enjoy and I try to not be to far off the wall or I would be head banging it
Written November 1st, 2005
In a list
A contest entry
- I Want It All...I want The Best (BY INVITE ONLY) by Celticmoon.
300 points, ended November 14, 2005, 10 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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Comments
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Thank you so much for the visit my friend...
Always appreciate your time and YOU~~~~~
Glad you enjoyed it
and much love~Desire
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Thank you so much for your visit Carrie~
Always appreciate you and your sincere words
Appreciate YOU~
Thanks again~
Desire
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Thanks a bunch for the visit
Always appreciate your sincere words and they are always uplifting
Appreciate YOU~
Thanks again~
Desire
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An excellent piece, what a trip you are gal!
Thanks for creating and sharing this well written write!
Keep up the great works, and all the best to you as well!
-Timothy The Poetic Weaver
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This was wonderful, and so damned funny. You got the humor, and really did touch on her character. Great write sweety!
~Carrie
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You my friend can always make one laugh!
What a great idea to transform a bio into a humourous and yet lovely poem. I realy enjoy starting my day redaig a poem as this one, gives me energy to go further reading
Lots of loves and kisses to you,
Mari
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Miss Desire again brings the readers to the next level intense excitement and everything else thrown in. Many sunflowers to you, Rick
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LMAO!!!!!!!
I love this! You definately had me in stitches. I love the way you incorperated my bio and poems into the mix. You are quite the clever lil lady my dear. Most definately reminds me of exactly I have you on my favorites list.
Bravo!
Blessings
celticmoon
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