I sit here, an admiring stranger,
Sexy Waitress of the skies.
Today we two are not quite human,
Objects in each other's eyes.
Perhaps I'll ask for extra coffee;
You take my plate and, maybe, smile.
You hope that we will all go quietly
And pass the empties to the aisle.
Uniformed to standard issue,
Chatting up the aircraft crew.
And I allow myself to wonder:
Plastic lady, do you screw?
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Lmao, this is really a fun piece, I cannot find anything critical to add, a delight!
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On a long flight I recently took my business partner landed the Attendant in his lap. He said it was the first time ever. Turbulents of course. The kid behind him kept saying "Hey Waitress!" The flight before that I was lucky enough to have 3 convicts on board and a couple of Federal Marshalls. That was fun "I haven't been with a WOOMAN in AGes BABY C'mon".
I used to think when I was a kid "what a glamorous job" Now, I look and think "How horrid."
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I liked this a lot. I have often fantasised about inflight bonking. I have had a few gropes with people on aircraft (including a serious one with a total stranger) but sadly I have never joined the 5 mile high club.
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The last two lines made me laugh....
Good penning
Jess
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Hahahaha! What a great love poem until the last line, which makes it a little more commical. Funny.
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haha thats fantastic. the last line especially had me laughing I love it. why do the standard issue uniforms look like they are all trying to flash leg and breat at you? (I sound like I'm talking about chicken)1
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i'm sorry...only after reading your poem did I realize I had read and commented to this before. I don't think it cost you the feature point click, however, if I already visted on this poem...
only to add and ask, just where in the world was this plane going? was there a stand-by available???
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I agree with Laken you do have a wicked sence of humour. I loved this It really hit the spot. x -
okay this is an interesting piece you've got here...I like the excuse you thought of in order to get her attention...So did you ask her for a cup of coffe or to take your plate??lol...
very good read.
nellymichelle.
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Well, if we put this in the adult category, then what chance for Soap Operas? I like this a lot. But today's aircrew are probably more likely to screw you to your seat with a tazer gun, than make amorous advances. Never mind, we can dream. I recommend Czech airlines, by the way.
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Oh my goodness! You're a naughty thing! 
This was just too funny! I could just see you there, getting all happy at this poor lady just trying to do her job, and there you are all grins and smiles, giving her a run for her money! Poor thing! lol But I liked your little piece. It was a lot of fun. Thanks for sharing!
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Really funny, I'm not sure if it should be in adult because of the last line or not.
Keep writing, this was a very sexy and funny poem which I could relate to
All the best,
Pozo
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Neatly done - it raised a smile for me. Good comment about the smile high club.... x debs
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I fly a good deal, and I guess the Smile high club rather than the mile high club is safer... Thanks for the comment.
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that really must have been some flight, huh? and you only drank coffee... it's a cute basis for a poem, and I guess the ending was a little ironic how you turned her into a "plastic lady." I don't know about the screwing part, but if you were gonna go for a blast of an ending, you did that!
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Goes to show we can write about anything:P
Ok interesting, I guess it was a long flight lol.
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