Ditch the ads, upload images and much more - upgrade today from 5.95/month!
Read • Contests • Groups • Learn • Forums • Store • Help
 

Pirate Jim (Possibly more added later, if I feel like it man)

I have a friend named Pirate Jim eaterofdairy,
his hair was unkempt and parrot was a canary,
and he dressed as any pirate does, complete with a sack,
his eyes were dark and his hat was black,
and his leg was made of wood, from a croc attack

This is how he lost his leg:

Now my friend Pirate Jim,
he was in his ship and got hit by a limb,
he fell over board,
and yelled 'oh lord',
a crocodile came and ate his leg

And that's why now all you see is a carved wooden peg

His maties threw 'im a rope of hemp,
they heaved him up and finally he was on the ship

Now my friend Jim is a strong enough man,
he once picked up a two ton van,
but this time, he couldn't bear the sight,
all that was left of his favorite limb was a thigh

So my friend Pirate Jim,
went down that river again,
and he found the croc that took his leg,
he shoved his sword through it's head,
then made a cover for his peg

The adventures of Jim were told about,
through the camp fires of many scouts,
and he was remembered as a hero of tales,
but the truth is he wasn't the most hero of the sails,
like one time he was attacked by a ninja warrior,
he fell to the ground and asked for a lawyer,
and he exitted the restaurant and complained of the service,
and it turns out the ninja was just turkish

Author notes

Urm, this is something I had inspiration for in the shower, not sure why, just thought it was stupid. Last part, well, I'm not sure what I was going for there, but that's what came out.
Written October 25th, 2005

What did you think

    I plan to revise this poem: please leave constructive criticism!
    : , Your review:

    Comment Suggestion: What is your your first impression?
    • Line numbers  • Invite them to read
    : no Cost: 0 free left 0 points, You have (?)

Comments

  • digital tears
    December 1, 2005
    Edit | Reply

    HAHA.

    *claps* god. it wasnt the ninja fault. he was hired by the umm... first mate of your pirates crew. it was all his fault he told me. haha. nice write.
    vickey


  • beau2fulloser
    November 20, 2005
    Edit | Reply
    so his bird was a parrot and a canary...interesting. this made me laugh for like 10 minutes. haha your so funny!love ya!!
    ~laura

  • Destructo
    October 26, 2005
    Edit | Reply
    lol awesome write man i love funny poems and that one hit the target good storyline as well and great rhyming your pretty good keep up the great work and I totally think you should add more or at least some more poems that are stories and have comedy.