The Shooting

Traversing the lobby of the mall,
I see a babe for whom I could fall.
A beautiful chick is winking at me.
This knockout broad has it all!

Down the aisle she's walking toward me.
Tough, she's built, a sight to see.
This could lead to a night of love.
Her body is one I'd not get enough of.

Then I see the gun in her hand!
I know I'd better change my plan.
The arousing first glance, more tranquil now,
Have to get out of her path somehow!

Then point blank she fired at me,
But unaccountably she missed I do believe.
I'm afraid I froze; she smiled at me.
Then she laughed and kissed me with glee!

Now this dude steps between her and me.
To her he says, “You found one I see.
That's just the right pistol for the scene in the play.
It's off to rehearsal now, without delay.”

With visions of my body dead in the ground,
But the gun shot blanks that the actors had found.
My body exhumed to lust more today,
Horny me spies a new babe walking my way!

Ellis