Ol Man Biff

Has anyone seen The Gentleman

Quite a gentlemen was he

Than he turned to wine

and learned to love the streets

He walks through Main Street

on qaint Cape Cod . . .

With a bottle in his hand.  

Has anyone seen Ol' Man Biff!

Oh, Probably chasin skirts

or He may be at the corner store

with his friends having a sip of wine

as they walk about the town.  

He may be at the Mulberry Bush

with My Fair Lady who also turned

to wine.....

Or Walkin around Hyannisport

Ol' Man Biff Is Somewhere around this town!

He's still a gentleman even

Though he drinks his wine

Has Anyone seen Gentleman Biff

Why There's still signs

He still tips his hat respectfully

as he roams around the town

Old Man Biff made Cape Cod his hometown

Has anyone seen Ol Man Biff

Why! He's still around

Ol Man Biff
Cape Cod His Home Town