Little Bird

Little Bird, little bill
Sitting on my window sill
I lured him in with some bread
And then I smashed his ---- head

Pipe Band, we are the best
This is b/c we can get dressed
Brass band needs our aid
We're always doing your full plaid!

Piper girls here we go
We can squeeze, finger and blow
Lots of chance to spread our thighs
B/c our section is full of guys!

Piper boys the best of all
You guys in brass are really small
Piper girls like guys with drones
They know just how to make us moan!

Pipe band we ain't no joke
You should see our scotch and smoke
Naked room's got quite the view
But the piper's room is better than you! (or place to screw??)

Piper girls we aim to please
Our pipe major can really squeeze
Brass girls can fake along
But Katie can go all night long!

Piper girls we are the best
That's b/c we get no rest
We can fuck all night long
Cause we get lessons from Mansfield's mom!