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Maalox Moments

Wind shear can remind us three miles up
vulnerability has its veneer

The hole in the water bed will spice your life
soaked to the bone you weigh like lead

Your late, you’re late for an important date
in turn all become the “Mad Hatter”

It’s not the colors in your closet that clash
quite simply, it’s your lack of cash

Maybe a bank loan would help fill your
gas tank; you feel like the Titanic

Your inward screams crave, cry out
you want to shout Maalox

Where oh where have I left my Maalox
please, please let me out of this box!

Lee Taylor
©
10/19/2005

Author notes

Humor is often the best medicine May your endorphins vibrate & come to life It seems when I posted this before some did not know that in the U.S. Maalox is a brand name for an anti acid.

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  • Luken gold member
    December 19, 2007
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    I smiled a few times reading this! But, the copyright at the end is a little unnecessary, it says it in the right hand corner up there! ^

    I do however love this part:

    It’s not the colors in your closet that clash
    quite simply, it’s your lack of cash

    Even if it wasn't meant to, it kind of shows a little bit of a stereotypic mindset.


  • di ivers
    December 10, 2007

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    First I would like to take the time to thank you for entering my contest...i really enjoyed reading your entry it brought a few well needed smiles to my face....again thank you and good luck

    ~~DI~~


    • Mystical-Gardenia
      December 11, 2007
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      Hello DI

      I'm so happy this piece brought you some needed smiles as I selected it I was trying to find something that would put some laughter in your soul so now I know that I have the only trophy I really need as I chose the right one to do the job

      Wishing you miles of smiles; and a joyous Holiday Season to you and yours


  • MJ Donnelly gold member
    December 10, 2007
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    Lol! Oh, this was precious!

    • Mystical-Gardenia
      December 10, 2007
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      Hello MJ

      Thank you so much for taking the time to stop by and share your warm comments and welcome applause; I'm delighted you enjoyed your visit here I only hope this brings some smiles and cheers up our contest host... humor gets us through so many things in life

      Please feel free to drop by anytime!

      Wishing you and yours a joyous Holiday Season

  • Mystical-Gardenia
    December 7, 2005
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    With sincere appreciation and gratitude!!

    Hello grannyeri thank you so much for stopping by I'm delighted you enjoyed your visit I often have had a Maalox mustache Wishing you and yours a Joyous Holiday Season


  • grannyeri gold member
    December 7, 2005
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    Such a humourous view of this product - some interesting topics used in this poem - poets can write about anything. Cute...

  • Mystical-Gardenia
    October 26, 2005
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    With sincere appreciation and gratitude!!

    Thank you John sometimes I think I scare myself Thank you for taking the time to stop by and comment... all so very greatly appreciated


  • J Rhys Davies
    October 26, 2005
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    Well, you definitely hit the unique aspect of a post, that is for darn certain. I always think it is funny when someone can take something like Maalox and write about it. You did well with this.

    ~ John

  • Mystical-Gardenia
    October 26, 2005
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    Excellent comments!!

    Hello Renu thank you for taking the time to read and share your warm comments and being helpful in clarifying the antiacid Maalox I guess it is not a known brand name outside of the U.S. Many thanks again With sincere appreciation and gratitude

  • Mystical-Gardenia
    October 26, 2005
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    With sincere appreciation and gratitude!!

    Hello Edna, thank you for taking the time to stop by and comment Maalox is a brand name of an over the counter gastic anti acid... often used to treat indigestion and in my case ulcers. It seems I tend to keep things inside. The adverstisements are often seen in televised commercials or magazine advertisements. I hope this helps you

  • jkh
    October 26, 2005
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    Maalox is an anti nausiant I think. Its an over the counter drug that can be found at any pharmacie and its on TV once in a while.

    I liked this poem it was cute cause if the endline. The world comes down to the need to be comforible and with Maalox... thats possible even when the world is crashing down.


  • Edna Sweetlove
    October 26, 2005
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    The punchline is a bit lost on me as I have no idea what on earth Maalox is. Is it a painkiller? A depressant? An illegal drug? A brand of chocolate? Maybe a footnote would help.

  • Mystical-Gardenia
    October 24, 2005
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    With my sincere appreciation and gratitude!!

    Why thank you luvdrkchcolate I'm delighted you enjoyed Thank you for taking the time to share your warm comments and hearty applause all so very greatly appreciated

  • luvdrkchocolate
    October 24, 2005
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    Oh wowee!! This is truly some creative writing you have going on here little missy! I was just loving it and cracking myself up a good 'o time! You've got a mind like a steel trap, I can see, and that's just peachy! You keep writing, and I'll keep reading!


  • Mystical-Gardenia
    October 21, 2005
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    With sincere appreciation and gratitude

    Thank you Tribalprincess for stopping by and enjoying some laughter


  • Mystical-Gardenia
    October 21, 2005
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    With sincere appreciation and gratitude!!

    Thank you FallenxAngel for stopping by and sharing some laughter... that's a good thing!!


  • tribalprincess
    October 21, 2005
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    hehe ok I really enjoyed that, it was just such cool randomness, I love it ^_^

  • OurxBeginning
    October 21, 2005
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    Awesome write, very funny. It made me laugh, and thats always great! Awesome job, and keep up the good work.

  • Mystical-Gardenia
    October 20, 2005
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    With sincere appreciation and gratitude!!

    Hello sweet Red Red Rose I'm delighted I could bring a hearty laugh and start your day off with some smiles It's great to know others share my "Maalox Moments" and understand them so well Armed with laughter we can face this life

  • Mystical-Gardenia
    October 20, 2005
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    With sincere appreciation and gratitude!!

    Thank you Avatar of Innocence for your warm generous comments and your applause all are so very greatly appreciated... I'm delighted you enjoyed the humor and catagorized it so kindly

  • Mystical-Gardenia
    October 20, 2005
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    With sincere appreciation and gratitude!!

    Thank you Shinichiro for taking the time to stop by and share your insights and enjoy some laughter all are so greatly appreciated

  • Mystical-Gardenia
    October 20, 2005
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    Keep smiling all will pass eventually!!

    Thank you Di for stopping by and sharing some laughter I'm so greatful I could spice up your life with some smiles Thank you for your generous warmth and applause Always your friend... Hugs Lee

  • Mystical-Gardenia
    October 20, 2005
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    With sincere appreciation and gratitude!

    Thank you so much Molly for taking the time to stop by and share your warm comments all so very greatly appreciated


  • Avatar of Innocence
    October 20, 2005
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    APPLAUSE WORTHY

    What can I say? This poem is quite the tasteful, un-crude, un-obscene reference to a gastric condition ever made! The quaint metaphor and super subtle rhyming make me love this poem, I can't help myself! Only pure genius can incorporate such a tribute, and such an air of mystery, and such an eloquence into something so relevent. Superior write! Expect an applause from me shortly (if its not shortly, then please remind me!)

  • Billig Billie
    October 20, 2005
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    Haha, you have also made my morning good as well. Very funny and cute, I liked the contant pattern and the relevance to what you were talking about, seeming to all come together in the end in a silly way. Thanks again for making me laugh, I'm glad humour is being entered into my contest, I always enjoy reading it!


  • masterblaster gold member
    October 20, 2005
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    Hi Lee you and me both my friend, this reminded me of my life,lol, loved this write, lovely sense of humour, stop the world I wan't to get off, I needed a write like this this morning, here weather rainy and miserable, great, you have my applause my friend, hugs Di

  • Molly Densmore silver member
    October 20, 2005
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    Very funny!!!! I really liked this and the humor is excellent, great write you have here and wonderfully written. I really enjoyed this light hearted look at things in our lives. Thank you so much for sharing it. I really liked it.

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