vulnerability has its veneer
The hole in the water bed will spice your life
soaked to the bone you weigh like lead
Your late, you’re late for an important date
in turn all become the “Mad Hatter”
It’s not the colors in your closet that clash
quite simply, it’s your lack of cash
Maybe a bank loan would help fill your
gas tank; you feel like the Titanic
Your inward screams crave, cry out
you want to shout Maalox
Where oh where have I left my Maalox
please, please let me out of this box!
Lee Taylor
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10/19/2005
Author notes
Humor is often the best medicine May your endorphins vibrate & come to life It seems when I posted this before some did not know that in the U.S. Maalox is a brand name for an anti acid.
A contest entry
- The Contest of Anythingability! by Billig Billie.
300 points, ended November 1, 2005, 9 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest - I Need Some Pick Me Ups by di ivers.
600 points, ended December 20, 2007, 18 entries
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
What did you think
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I smiled a few times reading this! But, the copyright at the end is a little unnecessary, it says it in the right hand corner up there! ^
I do however love this part:
It’s not the colors in your closet that clash
quite simply, it’s your lack of cash
Even if it wasn't meant to, it kind of shows a little bit of a stereotypic mindset. -
First I would like to take the time to thank you for entering my contest...i really enjoyed reading your entry it brought a few well needed smiles to my face....again thank you and good luck
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Hello DI
I'm so happy this piece brought you some needed smiles as I selected it I was trying to find something that would put some laughter in your soul so now I know that I have the only trophy I really need as I chose the right one to do the job

Wishing you miles of smiles; and a joyous Holiday Season to you and yours
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Lol! Oh, this was precious!


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Hello MJ
Thank you so much for taking the time to stop by and share your warm comments and welcome applause; I'm delighted you enjoyed your visit here
I only hope this brings some smiles and cheers up our contest host... humor gets us through so many things in life 
Please feel free to drop by anytime!
Wishing you and yours a joyous Holiday Season
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With sincere appreciation and gratitude!!
Hello grannyeri thank you so much for stopping by I'm delighted you enjoyed your visit I often have had a Maalox mustache
Wishing you and yours a Joyous Holiday Season
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Such a humourous view of this product - some interesting topics used in this poem - poets can write about anything. Cute...
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With sincere appreciation and gratitude!!
Thank you John sometimes I think I scare myself
Thank you for taking the time to stop by and comment... all so very greatly appreciated
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Well, you definitely hit the unique aspect of a post, that is for darn certain. I always think it is funny when someone can take something like Maalox and write about it. You did well with this.
~ John
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Excellent comments!!
Hello Renu thank you for taking the time to read and share your warm comments and being helpful in clarifying the antiacid Maalox I guess it is not a known brand name outside of the U.S. Many thanks again
With sincere appreciation and gratitude
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With sincere appreciation and gratitude!!
Hello Edna, thank you for taking the time to stop by and comment Maalox is a brand name of an over the counter gastic anti acid... often used to treat indigestion and in my case ulcers. It seems I tend to keep things inside. The adverstisements are often seen in televised commercials or magazine advertisements. I hope this helps you
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Maalox is an anti nausiant I think. Its an over the counter drug that can be found at any pharmacie and its on TV once in a while.
I liked this poem it was cute cause if the endline. The world comes down to the need to be comforible and with Maalox... thats possible even when the world is crashing down. -
The punchline is a bit lost on me as I have no idea what on earth Maalox is. Is it a painkiller? A depressant? An illegal drug? A brand of chocolate? Maybe a footnote would help.
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With my sincere appreciation and gratitude!!
Why thank you luvdrkchcolate I'm delighted you enjoyed
Thank you for taking the time to share your warm comments and hearty applause all so very greatly appreciated
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Oh wowee!! This is truly some creative writing you have going on here little missy! I was just loving it and cracking myself up a good 'o time!
You've got a mind like a steel trap, I can see, and that's just peachy! You keep writing, and I'll keep reading!
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With sincere appreciation and gratitude
Thank you Tribalprincess for stopping by and enjoying some laughter
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With sincere appreciation and gratitude!!
Thank you FallenxAngel for stopping by and sharing some laughter... that's a good thing!!
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hehe ok I really enjoyed that, it was just such cool randomness, I love it ^_^
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Awesome write, very funny. It made me laugh, and thats always great! Awesome job, and keep up the good work.
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With sincere appreciation and gratitude!!
Hello sweet Red Red Rose I'm delighted I could bring a hearty laugh and start your day off with some smiles
It's great to know others share my "Maalox Moments" and understand them so well
Armed with laughter we can face this life
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With sincere appreciation and gratitude!!
Thank you Avatar of Innocence for your warm generous comments and your applause all are so very greatly appreciated... I'm delighted you enjoyed the humor and catagorized it so kindly
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With sincere appreciation and gratitude!!
Thank you Shinichiro for taking the time to stop by and share your insights and enjoy some laughter all are so greatly appreciated
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Keep smiling all will pass eventually!!
Thank you Di for stopping by and sharing some laughter I'm so greatful I could spice up your life with some smiles
Thank you for your generous warmth and applause
Always your friend...
Hugs Lee
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With sincere appreciation and gratitude!
Thank you so much Molly for taking the time to stop by and share your warm comments all so very greatly appreciated
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APPLAUSE WORTHY
What can I say? This poem is quite the tasteful, un-crude, un-obscene reference to a gastric condition ever made! The quaint metaphor and super subtle rhyming make me love this poem, I can't help myself! Only pure genius can incorporate such a tribute, and such an air of mystery, and such an eloquence into something so relevent. Superior write! Expect an applause from me shortly (if its not shortly, then please remind me!) -
Haha, you have also made my morning good as well. Very funny and cute, I liked the contant pattern and the relevance to what you were talking about, seeming to all come together in the end in a silly way. Thanks again for making me laugh, I'm glad humour is being entered into my contest, I always enjoy reading it!
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Hi Lee you and me both my friend, this reminded me of my life,lol, loved this write, lovely sense of humour, stop the world I wan't to get off, I needed a write like this this morning, here weather rainy and miserable, great, you have my applause my friend, hugs Di
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Very funny!!!! I really liked this and the humor is excellent, great write you have here and wonderfully written. I really enjoyed this light hearted look at things in our lives. Thank you so much for sharing it. I really liked it.










