Are you a closet nose picker?
Tired of having too much nose
and not enough finger?
Do you find yourself getting fed up
with the never ending poking and prodding
only to have your nose still feel like
a snot storage facility?
Not enough time to pick in private
but too shy to take it outside?
Well come on out of the closet
my nose picking friend.
Digging for gold has now become
one of the easiest, hottest trends nation wide... with the help from this spare hand you've always dreamed of...
Nose Digger Mach IV
Your nose will be cleaner then a whistle!
And that's not all!
It comes with a safety extension that hooks
conveniently to the sun visor of your car
enabling you to keep both hands on the wheel while
picking and driving!
For those extra tough, jammed up noses it can be plugged it in to any electrical outlet,
turning it into a mini jack hammer.
Don't worry folks this product has undergone extensive testing and is completely safe for all ages.
Invented by a Nasa Astronaut who sadly watched his friend float off into deep space after letting go of the space cable to pick his nose.
Here is the last heartwrenching image of his comrade...
His last words just before floating off...
One deep space pick for man - one huge booger for mankind
So like, what are you waiting for.. order today and receive a free Lost Comrade poster!
That's 1-800 555-1234
Gold trophy winner
Adding your comment:
I can't stop laughing! This ad was sooo amazing and so creative! 
LittleAnn
- hmmmmmm ..lemme make a list of all your friends so's i can contact them. Yep,i'm afraid it's a nose pickin intervention 
I'll come visit you ..you sound like you're my kind of bad 
Karen 
