2.Nick name ~ Vic, Vichi, Vich, Maddy, Achyut, Vicky…erm… there are many
3. Location ~ Next to my neighbour
Trust me 
4.married , single ,divorced, widowed ~ Single wingle.
5.Kids?? ~ Yep I love kids…kind of they love me too…they are just awesome…its best when you teach them to speak
6.longest relationship ~ 17 years and 6 months plush 20 days… and (right now) Two hours
7.favorite color ~ Sky Blue.
8.Favorite number ~ 7 (soccer T-shirt number )
9.Ideal date ~ Ditto
… Never been to a date, I try to deny to go alone, I fear the girls around… 
.. what if they rape me 
10.Why did you decide to fill this out ~ For fun, for me, for you, for us
11.Favorite food ~ Pulav, Biriyani, Cream-Salad, anything my mum cooks
12.Do you cook ~ Yep, Once I Tried cooking.. mum was soo impressed that she never let me in the kitchen then by … though I think mum must be jealous of my super chef like cooking
13. Like to read ~ Yep… I read each of eyes, I read lips, I read smiles, I read What they write.. and try to read what they didn’t write…
.. beware of me… I am a Readoterist 14 if so fav book or poem ~ Favourite poem are the one written on me
…Favourite poem would be “London” by William Blake.15.favorite music ~ Any type of Music… Though I prefer to Listen to soft instrumental… I like.. from enigma to enya.. to linking park and Evanescence
… 16.Ideal woman ~ Single
17. how would a friend best describe you ~ Funny,Sweet, Witty, Smart, Cute...Helping...Caring, IRRITATING BAFOON
(sometimes ) ... silly gilly dumb bum *Burps*... 18. brief description of you.and if you have a pic send it to my e-mail along with your AP name ( vinillalare@AOL.com) ~ I think I would rather describe me
–I am bald, and I have huge nostril ( around app. Diameter of 5 cm each
)… my right hand is longer then my left leg… and my left leg is shorter then my right leg which is as long as my left hand…I have huge tummy…elephant size…(ok asian elephant I aint as fatty like African elephant ).. I have got big specs… and yellow teeth… hey wait.. my scissor tooth is black, just little cavity, don’t worry . ( aww don’t blush I know I am handsome ) Ok… I got 13 toes but I will keep it a secret and wont tell you. ( see I am handsome and smart )I am a simple guy, single wingle
Stupid at times but ready to mingle
I look weird, like an ugly bird
My voice is rude and I sound absurd
19. Why do you think i should pick you ~ I Don’t At all think that you should pick me… there are better choices
20. Age. ( you thought I forgot didn't ya ) ~ 17 but you see…I am 68… rather I would love to be honest.. I am 73… but see I am young enough to help you clean the kitchen
Oh! Lady belonging to the world of stars
Oh! Angel healing the mortal’s scars
Oh! Nice lovely wind loved by the flowers
Hope you choose, one who deserves your powers.
Adding your comment:
& that you auction them for sale on ebay as Brad Pitt's toe nails 
I thought we were Lovers!!!!!!!!!!!what happened?lol um..me miss you tons!
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