Cat's And Dragon's

Cat's And Dragon's

Cat's And Dragon's, Dragon's And Cat's.
Piped Piper Was Followed My Millions Of
Rats. They Were All Going To Visit The King
Who Was Apparently Wearing Not A Darn Thing.

It's A Misery To Me Why They  Wanted To See.
But Piped Piper You'll Notice Is Still In The Lead.
All The Way There They Sang Fiddle De De.

They Are Hoping To Make It In Time For High Tea.
Fiddle De De Do Come And See The King
He Is Naked, As Bare As Can Be.

While Little Jack Horner Sat In His Corner
Not Sharing His Christmas Pie, While Peter
Peter The Pumpkin Eater On His Wife
Did Try To Spy. Why He Lived In A Pun'Kin Shell
Is Anybody's Guess.

This Did Keep His Poor Wife In A Constant State
Of Distress. That She Tried So Very Hard To Leave
Is One Thing We All Know. But That Pun 'Kin Eater,
Wife Stalking Peter, Just Would Not Let Her Go.

Then There's The Old Lady Who Lived In A Shoe With
All Of Those Kids Knowing Not What To Do.
Was It Because She Could Not Keep Them Fed She
Decided To Spank Them And Put Them To Bed ?

I Guess Cleaning And Cooking Was To Her Of No Use
So In Lieu Of This She Choose Child Abuse.
Shouldn't Somebody Tell That Motherly Goose?

Jack Was Nimble Jack Was Quick As Jack Jumped
Over That Candle Stick. Can They Not See That The Day
Will Soon Come That Jackie Will Burn Up His Poor Little
Bum? Was There Nobody Watching That Little Dumb_
Dumb?

Now About That There Baby That's Stuck  In A Tree.
Tis A Rock A Bye Baby And Fall' In He'll Be.
When That Bough Breaks And All Hits The Ground.
Upon That Wee Noggin They'll Not Be A Crown.

Home Again Home Again We Are All Bound.
While Circling Circles Round And Round, London
Bridge Just Keeps Falling Down.

While Someone Is Buying Up All Of Those Glove's And
Those Little Hat's You Can't Help But Love And Letting Lose
Hundreds Of Doves From Her Hand. At All Of The Weddings
So Stately And Grand.

Thinking That They Would Want To Be Free.
They Just Keep Ending  Up On The Same Family Tree.
Thats My Whole Story For Now It's All Said.
I Might Tell Ya Next Time Who's Asleep In My Bed.

""Grin""

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