I have a good strong southern heart.
I am the country cat named Shack.
I live in the woods, a world apart.
I like southern girls, and all of that.
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Hi Folks, I'm Scat Cat.
I, too, live alone.
Humans think I'm a rat,
but here I'm on my throne!
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I'm Fat Cat, the world's greatest lover!
I love all good looking women!
I hunt and fish under their cover.
They all say I'm their best lover.
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I am Tiki, successful business woman.
I make and sell Gormet Cat Food.
Being a cat always was a good omen.
I am rich, never in a bad mood!
I just crush my competition
with false ads, lies and such.
I encourage malnutrition.
I don't like people very much.
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So now you've met all the cats.
Hard to choose a favorite, right?
They're all so great, Tiki, Scat, Shack, and Fat.
They fit right in; they're out of sight!
Ellis
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May the road always rise to meet you
and knock you on your butt...
May the wind blow you back down
when you try to get back up
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Written October 9th, 2005
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funny
i have 8 cats..
and each can relate!!
Cute!
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Excellent!!
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I love these! "I encourage malnutrition./I don't like people very much." How wonderfully succinct and droll! Most women would die for what she's selling! We don't want to end up like Fat Cat! And I thought that I was the only cat fanatic that did verse portraits of my cats!
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Good little description about each of the cats, I don't know where these cats came from but they seem quite adorable and funny.
. Nice one grandpa
best wishes as always
grandson
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Funny. Worth reading.
Mate I am still trying to solve the first one over who wrote what, now there are 4 cats ??
Good jovial fun andideal for the kids too.
I have only read a few of your poems but will work through them as soon as I get some cat food.
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