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Tiki Cat, Ellis' Ghostwriter

Hello there, I'm Tiki Cat,
author of all Ellis writes.
This is for the reason that
I am the most bright!

My poetry is the best,
better than all the rest,
except for what you write, of course.
(To say that, I was forced.)

If you praise my writes real good
then it is understood --
you will get a prize.
A week's supply
of my cat food
right before your eyes!

It will make you
strong and smart
and get you going, too,
and make you able to write real sharp
like only I can do!

So take your time
and praise away
all you have to say,
and I will check
if you're correct.
Then throw it all away!

Tiki Cat

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Written October 9th, 2005

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  • anambika
    August 23

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    I am smiling :) :) :)

    Nice rimes, good meter, definitely, as far as I have read, your poetry is charming, and is the . . . mmm, shall I say, "One of the best ___", because, I am also there, among the best, aren't I???


  • Jeri gold member
    April 12

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    Here kitty kitty !!!

    Your words are so cute. So interesting to read. I have cats also and I love them. My babies are so spoiled but I love spoiling them. Tiki, my friend, you write very well and Ellis should be jealous.
    Jeri

  • Purrsanthema
    February 13

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    I like the last line! One of my cats, evidentialy, in his last life was an editor: he shreds every page I have written upon! That's Blaize Achew Pandamonium who has purrsonally murdered eight lamps and about 20 lampshades!


  • Celtic Legend
    November 20, 2008
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    lol funny! Tiki Cat= awesome!


  • AnnD Moderators member
    December 14, 2007

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    Dear Tikki Cat, I see you are
    so honoured and revered,
    when you write so well for Ellis,
    'tis a talent to be feared.

    Of course you sit there proudly,
    as any true feline should,
    accepting praise and tribulations
    in the way a proud cat would.

    Please accept my thanks in plenty
    for your visits to my page,
    I'm honoured to receive the praise
    of such a worthy feline sage.


    AnnD


  • Keith
    May 16, 2006
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    Don't throw away each treasured word
    That is my earnest wish
    And so I'll write my latest verse
    On paper tinged with fish

    Oh no! You'd simply eat it then
    Or claw it into strips
    Well, never mind, my words may serve
    To whet those whiskered lips!

    Keep writing. Old Possum merely took down what the cats told him, but an actual feline poet! I'm well impressed! Best Wishes.


  • grannyeri gold member
    October 22, 2005
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    Like this background. Enjoyed reading your poem too - cute and funny.


  • Rainydaywoman
    October 12, 2005
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    This is really cute- I love my animals as well, and I am amazed to have Tiki as a Hostess - harper

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