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Little Fat Bald Guy

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I knew when I awoke, something was not right
I was still wearing the clothes I wore last night
one shoe was missing and was nowhere to be found
the water bed started moving and making a sound

I quickly jumped up and started looking under the bed
all I could see in the dark, was a little bald head
grabbing a baseball bat I began pounding on the floor
a little fat bald guy crawled out and ran out the door

My mind was hazy, I could not remember what I had done
the Xmas party the night before must have been fun
that night as I slept I was awakened by the same sound
again the water bed made a noise and was moving around

The fat little bald man was standing next to the bed
dressed in a white fluffy wig and a suit colored red
he said he was really ready and back for some more
of the Xmas present I promised him the night before

He took off his red suit, put his boots under the bed
removed the fluffy white wig from the top of his head
with a big grin he asked, Do you still believe in me?
I said I haven't believed in Santa since I was three

I'll always remember that merry Christmas with Nick
that little bald guy really was was lively and quick
I never will  know if Nick was the real Santa or not
or the Santa at the Xmas party, I just plain forgot

The strangest thing happens the same time each year
I see Nick all over town when Christmas time is near
I see him everywhere in stores and parades passing by
every time I see him he gets that twinkle in his eye          


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I read The Penquin by you, Shimmering River
I read The Twelve days of Christmas by lencio-sunchild
Written October 3rd, 2005

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  • Sandygram silver member
    November 30, 2005
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    WONDERFUL COMMENT

    Thank you so much for the nice comment. I am glad you enjoyed it. Take care, Sandy

  • grannyeri gold member
    November 30, 2005
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    Such a cute poem on a quickie with Santa, which Santa though, is your problem. So easy to read and understnad, liked the cute Santa figure at the top too.
  • Linda Sue silver member
    October 5, 2005
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    This is funny. You've got to watch those fake Santas. I like the picture you chose. Good luck int he contest! Linny

  • Sandygram silver member
    October 5, 2005
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    WONDERFUL COMMENT

    So glad tyou enjoyed this. It was fun to write. I appreciate your nice comment. Take care, Sandy

  • Sandygram silver member
    October 5, 2005
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    WONDERFUL COMMENT

    Thank you for taking the time to read and comment on my poem. It it appreciated. Take care, Sandy

  • Sandygram silver member
    October 5, 2005
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    Thank you for the nice comment. Take care, Sandy
    Edited on Oct 05, 7:02 because ''.

  • Sandygram silver member
    October 5, 2005
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    WONDERFUL COMMENT

    So glad this gave you a laugh. Take care. I appreciate the comment. Take care, Sandy

  • Sandygram silver member
    October 5, 2005
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    WONDERFUL COMMENT

    So glad you enjoyed the poem. Take care, Sandy

  • Sandygram silver member
    October 5, 2005
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    WONDERFUL COMMENT

    Thank you for the nice comment. It is appreciated. Take care, Sandy

  • Sandygram silver member
    October 5, 2005
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    Thank you for the nice comment. This is a great contest. Take care, Sandy

  • Adorable
    October 3, 2005
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    ^^

    Very cute poem I love the storyline. Light-hearted poetry just insn't my syle, what can I say, but on most days, I can spare a smile when I read someone else's humourous work. this piece did uplift the corners of my mouth- not bad, considering who's talking here. But I did like this poem- good job. Christmas with a twist it is.

  • Queen of Cups
    October 3, 2005
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    Cute write ..wow it is getting close to that time of year again

  • NoWayJo
    October 3, 2005
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    what an un-parallel to "twas the night before Christmas" poem that I ever will read! but truly fun to read, and although right now i might be feeling a little bah-humbug about Christmas this year, post it again this December...I'll be hanging the mistletoe and stuffing the stockings too!

    thanks for the laughs sandy...i love to laugh!

    Jo

  • masterblaster gold member
    October 3, 2005
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    Hi, this was a lot of fun to read, nice story line and very smooth, I enjoyed this a lot,all the best in the comp this should do very well, again all the best, hugs Di

  • Piccola gold member
    October 3, 2005
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    wonderful imagination. Nice to read things that are funny right now.. I'm readng a lot of dark stuff cause of the season .. the dark season; it gets to me. Thanks for this.

  • Autumn Whisper
    October 3, 2005
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    You didnt write what u commented on in ure authors comments, plz make sure it is done, thanx

  • Autumn Whisper
    October 3, 2005
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    great poem sandygram, very imaginative and funny nice one, thanx for sharing your fine piece of poetry with us all and good luck in the contest,
    best wishes as always
    Shimmering RiverL
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