Big Brother, Big Brother,
Won't you let me come in
My breasts are not plastic
Nor is my skin.
Not young and studly
Not air brush ink
But I am old enough to stand up
Be counted and think.
I'm a sexy seasoned lady
Who could use a few
Hundred thousand dollars
Delivered by you.
I'll put all my morals
High on a shelf
Be sneaky and focus
On none but myself.
I am just a West Texan
Four cats to my name
Who are aching for fortune
Of reality fame.
Sammantha, and Molly
And Tabbers and Joe
Want you to know
That they need room to grow.
I have the ambition
Of any young chick
It just takes me more coffee
If I want to be quick.
Big brother, big brother
Now, make no mistake
PBJ at breakfast
Is good as a cake.
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My penguin by I Be Pinky
In light of all the truly beautiful wish poetry in the contest, I thought I would interject a bit of my warped humor. I, crazy as it seems, have sent an entry package to Big Brother 7 in the US complete with video, snapshot and lengthy application that required everything but my thumbprint and a pint of blood. I ran a contest while I was putting my packet together, hence the specification of --The Poem-- in the title. It completes the portion of the poem I posted as part of the contest.
My wish is of course to be chosen for the show next summer and to win, but today my wish would simply be to make a few of you smile 
Written October 3rd, 2005
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I like your subtle humor
It had me grinning like a mule eating briers, but mentioning breasts always did get my attention. Which of your poems is your favorite?
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Thanks so much for the comments . Glad I made a few people smile. If I get on the show, it will be quite an exciting challenge for me. I am always the --do the right thing-- person. It has cost me jobs, raises, promotions, etc but thats ok because I always do ok anyway. It would be great to enter an environement where you know to assume the worst of everyone. Where every single person is there for the prize at the end. I am hoping to be crafty enough to be up for the task . As long as I don't take anything personal, I will do fine and I am sure to have a lot of fun because I just insist on it
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I think you did a great job with your humor in this as well as your wish. I used to want to be on TV shows like that, and then found out too much happens that I don’t care for. Plus, I would probably be put in jail for the retaliations I would implement on some of the fellow contestants.
~ John
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Oh, I forgot to mention, most of the female contestants in the US look like airbrushed perfection. This last season, they even were discussing their implants, etc. They usually have the --token-- older person every season but they have all been men since I have been watching. Thus, all the references to age etc.
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Lol. It is the summer reality show called big brother. There is one in the US and one in the UK. Bunch of people live in a house for 3 months and play cut throat so to speak evicting someone every week until only 2 players are left standing. 1 of the 2 wins big money.
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ok...wow..i wasn't quite sure what it was about...a prositute?..a woman desperate for money?..anywy..i like it..it has a nice vivid touch to it..good job
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awww... thts so... big brotherish? i dont know how to word it, but i like it... i hope u do get picked and win... tht wld be SO awesome... then i can say "hey i know tht person" well sort of... lol... good job and thanx for entering
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Whew, I am finally done editing
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