Dancer has a broken leg
Prancer has the flu
Donner has a tummy ache,
what will Santa do.
Blitzen sprained his ankle
Vixen just up ran away,
Rudolph has the chicken pox,
he can't guide Santa's sleigh.
Cupid has a real high fever
it was a hundred and two,
Comet lost his girlfriend ,
he is lovesick and blue.
Dasher also has the flu,
no reindeer to pull the sled,
Santa always has a back up plan,
he used the fat mobile instead
In a list
A contest entry
- Funny Christmas Poems by SweetNessaLynn.
525 points, ended December 7, 2007, 14 entries
Gold trophy winner
• next poem in this contest, remove from contest
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haha
this is great. made me laugh. i wonder if dear old santa would do that
Flows really good and my favorite part is
Dasher also has the flu,
no reindeer to pull the sled,
Santa always has a back up plan,
he used the fat mobile instead
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Haha, this is great =)
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lol this is funny i love you grammy
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LOL
hahaha the fat mobile. Good job and Good luck. -
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bravo bravo great write keep it up
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Awwww.. poor reindeer, all sick ....This is really a cute poem 
Great rhyming and visuals
Good luck in the contest
Dee
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Don, thank you for reading my poem and leaving a nice comment. As always, a pleasure to read your words. God Bless you. Take care, Sandy 
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Thank you Linny for reading my poem and leaving a nice comment. Take care, Hope all is well with you. Sandy
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Thank you for reading my poem and leaving a nice comment. Take care, Sandy
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Thank you for reading my poem and leaving a nice comment Flo. Take care, Sandy
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Thank you for reading my poem and leaving a nice comment. Take care, Sandy
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Thank you, you comment is so appreciated. Take care, Sandy
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Thank you so much for the wonderful comment. I so appreciate it. Great to hear from you. Take care, Sandy
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Thank you for leaving the nice comment. I do appreciate it. Wonderful contest. Take care, Sandy
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This is cute, I love poem about things we love made into funny so we can laugh. Good job and tell santa I hope the reindeer get well soon cause my drive way is to small for a fat mobil! xo
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Oh Sandy your talent never ceases to amaze me! It was very Funny! You got alot of giggles out of me! 
Great jib my dear!
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excellent
Very very funny Sandy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a wonderful humorous write you have put together, your imagination just amazes me with all the different poems that you pen.
This reads extremely well and flow is excellent.
Good luck in the contest.
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sandy this was just great. I loved it and it made me laugh.
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Hi Sis. This is very funny. I hope Santa gets an early start because it will take him much longer in the fat-mobile. Good luck in the contest!! Love, Linny
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Ah Thanks so much Sam. Always love your comments. I too love the poems written about the holidays. Take care, Sandy
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lol...the fat mobile...never in a million reindeers would I have thought of this. This was delightful. To tell ya the truth, I am so looking forward to the holiday season...there are so many wonderful pieces of poetry written during that time. Both brilliant beauty, and hilarious humor. Best wishes in the contest.
Sam
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Good Poem. Very funny. good luck in the contest
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LOL Well done this is hilarious!! I love your rhyming this poem turned out very well. Gopd luck in ma contest.
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He'll have lots of birds to help him then. ( feathered variety )they love their fat.Hope he gets here in time, Ros
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