Breast implants,
Liposuction,
Cheeks, nose and jowls,
How much?!
That’s daylight robbery,
Our, would be contestant howls.
Tell us what makes you special,
Why you want to look a jerk on our latest show,
I need money and you have it in plenty,
So come on, be different, please, just give this broad a go,
Ok so I’m near my half century,
I wash and scrub up, really rather well,
And despite what the magazines try tell you ,
Women my age haven’t yet got that old lady smell,
I’m interesting, articulate and intelligent,
Ok, I guess that’s not a requisite to apply,
But I can giggle like any young school girl,
And a tanned hunk with a good six pack,
Can still turn my wandering eye,
How about we go for some edge here,
Young fellah falling for the mature woman,
It’s so much tastier in cheese,
Or what about the subservient dominatrix,
A younger master who I’d have to please.
I can wiggle, groove and talk inanely,
Chatter endlessly about nothing at all,
I can party until the small hours,
The younger folks will have a ball.
So please let me audition,
Don’t assume forty plus is nearly dead,
And if that still doesn’t persuade you,
How about an hour or two in bed?
Author notes
hmm i'd rather eat the bottom of our fish pond than appear on that show...
Written September 21st, 2005
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WAY TO GO Barb great summary!! speechless here lol..
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This is great barb, I hate these programs with a passion, and you sum up the sensationalism of them perfectly.
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Lol. If I get in, I am making sure to pack a copy of it with me for times that I take myself tooooo seriously
. Very helpful indeed, that I present myself as who I am and as honestly as I can humanly conceive myself. Lol. I am at that age where I want to attempt something that seems impossible and daring and potentially embarrasing . But bungee jumping is out of the question and I have never seen the sense of jumping out a perfectly good airplane. Who says only men get to have a mid life crisis
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Sorry Thistle this is the best i could come up with, not really helpful to you though.
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