‘Twas a battle royale
when Afroman met Tim Mcgraw.
Where did they meet?
In SexyAngel’s bedroom!
The place was torn apart,
all the windows blown out
from the singing cowboy’s match
with the urban terror!
Afroman came a'rappin’
tried to tear Tim’s head off
somethin’ ‘bout getting high
and makin’ love…
Tim pulled out Nelly
and shot him over and over again…
Afroman kept a'comin’
‘cause he was high…
Sayin’, ‘Gonna make love to you…’
'gonna eat yo p***y.'
You should have seen Tim,
such grown men shouldn’t cry!
They mixed it up
all over Angel’s bed
it crashed to the floor
they both banged their heads.
Angel let go of Kenny and threw them both out
and the six shooter, Nelly, too.
So think twice when Angel comes by and asks,
“Wanna' listen to my rap, and country music, too?!!”
with help from SwtAsWine
Adding your comment:
This is hilarious! I love that this was the meeting of several different known artists, whose styles definetly contrast! I love the fancy "T" at the beginning, I must say that that was the first thing taht caught my attention. The background is really cool... it almost looks like some sort of pig or something when the seams meet! 
The not-too-critical lavender 
Now that's an idea, my Friend...not for yours, though...But there sure are some Poets 'round here that need a lil' assistance in that department...
Wanda
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