Sabursgoat
Let me tell you a story
about a very fine goat
It is about him
this poem that I wrote
I know not where
this goat he came
But he was loved by a man
Sabur was his name
Now we all know Sabur Mukhtar
the man of mystery
He speaks much wise words
he'll go down in history
Sabursgoat, a very fine goat
was still like any other
He was ornery as hell
even butted Saburs brother
But this goat didn't mind so much
when he got kicked in the ass
'cuz Sabur's brother fed him well
on tin cans instead of grass
Sabursgoat, this very fine goat
though mean and stubborn was he
The best known goat around
was elected president of the country
So now Kazakhstan has class
with President Sabursgoat
Everyone is so happy
their country is run by a goat
By Dee Garner
January 16, 2003
Written especially for Sabursgoat
Author notes
Okay, Sabursgoat... this is especially for you, one of my favorite author's goat....and a mighty fine goat you are.
Written January 16th, 2003
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this is too funny, i love it.
elizabeth
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Who got the job of reading this to the Sabur's goat? does the goat understand english or does Sabur have to translate? So many questions Dee and too few answers.
Fun write though
Von -
Well, now that you mention it, there is something quite sexy about a goat as president... I mean with all the liberties presidents seem to take lately....yes??... I think you're right, Sabur....erotica it should be.
Dee -
thiS shOULd be unDEr eroTica knOT
humOUr
yeS? -
Our country will prosper, being ran by a goat
never he charges a cent, he's still afloat
Sabursgoat was a true Godsend, unlike the rest
floppy eared, bent and put to the test! -
excellent...i love goats....and what a touching story of a stubborn animal, that makes it to the top because of his natural functioning....well written, cute in rhyme, and sweet in message
hope sabursgoat can really appreciate this
peace
chris -
Hehehehehehehe!!!
yes this gets a belly laugh from me!
And I agree...
some of our politicians are better off being replaced by goats!
Good one my friend!
I did enjoy this!
Keep penning on my friend!
Bill -
dang if i haven't already read this and commented.
mayhaps it's just not on this page.
anyway.
my allegiance be to sabursgoat! -
InTeREsTiNG with touches of the CHuCkLE!! Yess? -tj-
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Not just a greatgranny but a nanny
As a member of the Kazakhastani nation I resent your allegation that our president is a goat!! Though he does occasionally eat his wife's dress if you look at him on the news when he thinks the cameras off him. Hmmmm strange that... -
roflmao... this one is gr8!!!! am glad u dropped by so i could find this one hehehe. sabur is just the coolest LOL
huge hugs,
xxx -
If we should respect anything.
It should be Saburs goat. -
well I'm probably missing something here...I have to get around AP a little more LOL...I'll have to check out Sabur's work...in any event, I enjoyed the story!!!!
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don't touch it!
SaBUr is a god and class all the way as is this poem Dee. lol. You can have the goat but SaBUr is mine.
Desiree ;) -
don't touch it!
hehehehe
this was soooo cute
i loved it!!!!
:) thankyou
ashes~~~ -
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Ah, how I love goats. A goat could run America better! -
don't touch it!
This is a very cute and hilarious write.
I loved it....and wow what a goat he is.;o)
Angel -
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Very funny Dee....Needed a good belly laugh Personally, a lot of politicians could be replaced by goats and no one would know the difference! We had a couple once, what a pain the the rear, they were! LOL They really will chew on anything availeable. Made me this of the baby (kid) goats we had a short time. They were fun!
I wonder where you come up with all these unusual topics? Just talented, gal!!!! Thanks,keda -
Don't you all think Sabursgoat is extremely handsome???!!! He makes my heart beat faster...much faster....I may go visit him
Dee -
don't touch it!
HaHaHaHa..that's cute.
I love the whole Sabur thing too, puts a big smile on my face. -
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Our president? Are you writing now about our president? Loved it! -
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LMAO... I bet that goat does better than Bush is doing here.
Great sense of humor in this piece! -
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this was cute dee, what a humorous tribute to a friend...love it ~~Jenn -
don't touch it!
You riGth tHE niCE woN pOem
For Goat??
YessS? -
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Neat poem. What a goat. keep it up girl. -
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lol i'd vote any day....but wait...i'm to little :( -
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LOL
Dee, i think you should read sabursgoats entry to my latest challenge... the ONLY entry lol its rather amusing...
Jadey xXxXx -
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Show me the voting booth! -
don't touch it!
This was a great poem!
plenty of funnies in it :-)
I needed a smile thanks
*JoeY~ -
don't touch it!
hehe this is cute and an awesome tribute! i enjoyed this thank you for sharing this. -
don't touch it!
LOL
not sure how kind this really is ...
the sarcasm is making me pee my pants!!! -
don't touch it!
Aww this is sweet, cute and a wonderful tribute to a fine furry friend. Am so glad SAburs goat enjoyed this. Very nice write to do for a friend. :) ~Amy~ -
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yay for sabursgoat. what a lucky fella.
to be loved as such.
heh. fun. -
excellent
More to this than meets the eye Dee ... But I enjoyed the humour ... *smile*
Thank you for sharing,
Sammy. -
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I suPriSed aNd mAde a PooP
PlEaSe foRgiVe SabUrsGoaT
SabuRsGoaT NeVeR haD a PoeM beForE
YoU MaKe SabUrsGoaT StaNd on TalLeSt RoCk anD
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah LouDly
SabUrSGoaT is HaPpY noW, ThanK yOu
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